Genocide in Darfur.... |
Just kidding! But seriously, next time yer kickin back a cool 40 ouncer in yer air conditioned crib, try and imagine that the 40 is really a vicious case of Dysentry and and the air condition is a gan...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:44:00 GMT |
All growed up. |
Ha. Myspace. Reminds me of when I was a kid, like 2 years ago. When I look at these keyboard spasms I made on the internet from than it is like blowing off the dust on the underside of a 200 year o...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:20:00 GMT |
Flargen and what? Dingle-Flargen an DINGLE, MOTHER FUCKAS!!! |
I managed to get a new job at the local mall and I noticed something... Dudes are payin for pants that are pre-ripped, womens pants, pants that are pre-stained and pre-frayed... What kinda shit is tha...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:36:00 GMT |
Jesus, I dont even know anymore! |
Its often hard to find music that gets right down in to your soul, causes muscle spasms while you drive, and forces you to wreck and in the process kill a one legged hobo while you urge passerby ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:47:00 GMT |
Lyin ass bitches |
What the fuck is wrong with you my space whores?! Do you somehow think that we dont know what you really look like. You all try an find the one fuckin photo of you that doesnt look fat or ugly or to w...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 09:27:00 GMT |
Bloody 'ell |
What the fuck is a blog?! You god damned internet junkies drive me batty with yer fukin lingo. It sounds like some kinda asskicking body function. Man shit, I need to stop fukking around a...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:17:00 GMT |
Please remember to jump kick yourself or a loved one in the teeth when you read this. |
KEEEERPOW!!! KZZZAM!!! Line up for Ass wuppins cuz its almost Spring! One more god forsaken month of mildy cold North Carolina winter and than it will be dangerously hot! Hooray! KZZAM!!! KEEERPOW!!! ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 22:52:00 GMT |
The pain.... |
I am now a broken man. I have recieved a very cold, emotionless message informing me of the end of a very beautiful and irreplaceble myspace friendship. Wait, it was more than that. She was more li...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 00:10:00 GMT |
