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Jason

What I Like I Lick. What I Don't I Kick.

About Me

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I'm an aspiring pornographer living in the San Fernando Valley.

I shoot stills and video, and I am always on the lookout for cuties interested in getting naked and nasty in front of a camera. You can see samples of my "work" at my web site: www.jasonsyummypics.com .

And yes, I really am 38. However, I can easily pass for 28. Consequently, I often lie when I'm asked. For me the great lesson of poker is this: anyone who tells you that you should ALWAYS be honest is probably trying to fuck you -- and not in a good way.

FAQ

Disclaimer: I have a somewhat mercurial persona, and although I make a reasonable effort to ensure that the information presented here is accurate and up to date, you'll find I'm just full of fucking surprises.

Favorite Food: Frosted Mini Wheats

Favorite Soda: Big Red (Rojo Grande!)

Favorite Color: Red

Favorite Flavor: Cherry

Favorite Fruit: Grapefruit -- pink, juicy, and delicious!

Favorite Ethnic Food: Italian

Favorite Ethnic Female: Italian

Beer or Wine? Beer -- which seems to surprise people

Dogs or Cats? Dogs -- which also seems to surprise people

Hot Natured or Cold? Cold

Night Owl or Early Bird? Problematically Nocturnal

Sub or Dom? Dom, but will sub for the right girl(s)

Blonde or Brunette? Brunette

Brunette or Redhead? Too close to call

Tits or Ass? Ass

If your curiousity has been piqued but not satisfied, please do feel free to drop me a line now.

My Interests

Naked Girls, Adult Filmmaking, Erotic Photography, Religion, Electric Guitars and Tube Amp Distortion, Teaching Dirty Words to Small Children, Using Medication in a Manner Inconsistent with Its Labeling, Moral Decay, The Erosion of Family Values, The Corruption of the Young, The Defiling of the Innocent, The Profaning of the Sacred, Pissing Off the Religious Right, Pissing Off the Academic Left, Playing with Fire, Running with Scissors, Seeing How Long I Can Hold My Breath.

I also like to dance, eat pussy, and fuck.

I'd like to meet:

Hotties in the SoCal area who enjoy being lewd and crude for the world to behold.

Naked is a must. Filthy is a plus.

Beyond that, just anyone who's cool.


Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures


How evil are you?

"Baby's Got a Temper" by The Prodigy


Which Major Arcana of the Thoth Tarot Deck Are You?

The Devil

You are gifted when it comes to protecting yourself from judgements cast upon you by others. In fact, you are not easily thrown by external reality.

You have the capacity to work and play hard and to laugh at yourself. This is the card of humor and sexuality (it is the only card in the deck with a genital symbol).

"Devil" spelled backwards is "lived", and it is very fitting. You live with humor and have a stable foothold on life.

Of course, you do love setting the occasional bit of mischief into play.

"This card represents creative energy it its most material form; in the Zodiac, Capricornus occupies the Zenith. It is the most exalted of the signs; it is the goat leaping with lust upon the summits of earth." -- Aleister Crowley, "The Book of Thoth"

"The Devil does not exist. It is a false name invented by the Black Brothers to imply a Unity in their ignortant muddle of dispersions. A devil who had unity would be a god." -- Aleister Crowley, "Magick, Liber ABA"

The Grand Sorcerer enjoys a libation.

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Hendrix, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, The Crystal Method, Alice in Chains, Iggy and the Stooges - esp. "Raw Power", The Sex Pistols, Metallica - esp. "Kill 'Em All" and "Garage Inc.", Nashville Pussy - esp. "Let Them Eat Pussy", The Prodigy, and on and on and on...

I am typically not fond of jazz, hip hop, country, or classical, but there are no absolutes.

Except that there are no absolutes, of course.

Movies:

Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, A Clockwork Orange, Blade Runner (The Director's Cut), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Donny Darko, Dark City, Brazil, The Shining, The Dead Zone, Pan's Labyrinth, Slither

Television:

I hate the things and haven't owned one for 12 years. However, I do have a great fondness for cartoons! My favorite is Invader Zim, and I own all three seasons on DVD. My favorite thing about it is the scripting and voice acting for Zim. I like old Foghorn Leghorn as a close second. Especially the parts where he beats the dogs ass with the board and then runs away. That is just plain fucking hilarious any way you slice it.

I also recently saw the first two episodes of The Sopranos and really liked that too. As well, I do enjoy Seinfeld, The Simpsons, South Park, and some of the stuff on Adult Swim.

Books:

"Tropic of Cancer" by Henry Miller, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, "Lolita" by Vladimir Nabakov, "The Crying of Lot 49" by Thomas Pynchon, Others Which Shall Remain Nameless.

Heroes:

My mother for bothering to have me, Jimmy Page, Jimi Hendrix, Lasse Braun, Angus Young, Rocco Siffredi, Kirk Hammett, Aleister Crowley, Helena Blavatsky, Bonn Scott, GG Allin, Johnny Rotten, Johnny Thunders, Joey Ramone, Henry Miller, George Carlin, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Lenny Bruce, Voltaire, Walt Whitman, Whores, Strippers, and Porn Girls everywhere!

My Blog

Bad News for Guys -- 5/14/07

Remember gents, forewarned is forearmed!Security 'bad news for sex drive'A woman's sex drive begins to plummet once she is in a secure relationship, according to research.Researchers from Germany foun...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:29:00 PST

Religious Thought for the Day -- 4/5/07

Being tought about life by someone who has never had sex is like being tought color theory by someone who is blind.
Posted by Jason on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:11:00 PST

Paul Oakenfold -- 2/11/07

Yes, Paul Oakenfold did totally fucking rock the Queen Mary last night.One item of note: there was this a group of about 5 or 6 Indian girls there. And by "Indian" I mean Indian, not Native American....
Posted by Jason on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:53:00 PST

Dexing on a Saturday Night -- 01/21/07

Well, I went out a little earlier, but I'm home now.Just sittin' here with a can of Big Red and a bottle of Robitussin listening to Bonn and Angus gettin' shitty.Good times, good times. =)...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:55:00 PST

AVN 07 -- 01/18/07

I just got back from AVN a couple of days ago, and it was both amazing and overwhelming. A lot of good times, a lot of cool people, and a lot of naked or half naked girls.But not a lot of sleep.Pictur...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:14:00 PST

Lori Mann's Kick Ass Photography Class -- 08/23/06

So, um, about two weeks ago I took this killer class from my friend Lori. It was all say Saturday and all day Sunday. We hung out at this killer pad in Westlake and shot six different models.I'll have...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:22:00 PST

Shit Storm! -- 7/23/06

So it's standard protocol in the industry for girls to fast for 12 hours before takin' it in the can on film. Some girls go for 24.Needless to say, they can get pretty damn hungry, and as call time ap...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 12:39:00 PST

Douche Anyone? -- 7/19/06

Yesterday we ran out of douches on set. This is odd since somedays we can't give the damn things away -- Enemas are usually much more popular. Especially when we're doing an all-anal day like we were ...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:54:00 PST

Desiree Alliance -- 7/13/06

Just got back from the Desiree Alliance conference in Vegas. It was the best conference I've ever been to, primarily because I am so interested in the topic, which was the decriminalization of prostit...
Posted by Jason on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 05:40:00 PST

Glamoucon -- 6/13/06

Helped out my friend and mentor Lori Mann with her booth at Glamourcon this weekend. It was sweet. I got to take Crissy Moran's pic as well as Justine Jolie's, but the highlight of the weekend for me ...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 07:56:00 PST