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Hipster or Hobo??

People say I look like SuperMario

About Me

My BIG MOUSTACHE rules your world.

My Interests

i need to fix my car, it's too slow. i need to fix my bike, it's not burly enough. i'd like to think i'm a connoisseur of the finer things in daily life: coffee, smokes, single malt scotch and fine ales, lagers and porters. i love to go shopping and i love to walk through the cosmetics department... I'm a MANLY MAN!

I'd like to meet:

where are all the exotic girls? you know, blonde hair, blue eyes, skin like milk. heralding from such far-off mystical places like Wyoming, Kansas, Oklahoma, Tampa, Marin County. with enchanting and spellbinding names such as: Hillary, Lindsay, Britney, Heather, Ashlee, Brooke, Meghan and Paris. Mmm... cheerleader-type.

I also have a secret crush on ♥Brenda Song♥ and ♥Michelle Kwan♥ , even though they are not exotic.

So... IF ANYBODY OUT THERE KNOWS BRENDA SONG OR MICHELLE KWAN, CAN YOU PLEASE TELL THEM TO CALL ME?

Music:

I ♥ Pine AM!!!, Annie, Zero 7, Ghostface Killah-the original Pretty Toney, Common, Erykah Badu, Gabriel & Dresden, Zion I, Natalise, Susie Suh, Peaches, Keak da Sneak, Vienna Teng, M83, Tamia, Deltron, i fuckin ♥ Depeche Mode!!, GOLDA SUPERNOVA!!, JOHN TESH ROCKS MY WORLD!!!, etc.

Movies:

you know, that one movie that was really good. Oldboy. The Life Aquatic. Ronin. Bullitt.

Television:

Sealabia 2021. The Simpsons. Aqua Teen. Maury Povich. The History Channel: where it's constantly 1944. Non-Stop FOX. Giants baseball. John Tesh live in concert! The Streets of San Francisco.

Books:

i can't read or write. but i'm currently reading the Autobiography of Ghandi. favorite reads: El Salvador 1932, Derrota Mundial, the Alchemist, the Communist Manifesto, Animal Farm, the biography of Miguel Marmol, the biography of Farabundo Marti.

Heroes:

Batman. John Tesh!