i need to fix my car, it's too slow. i need to fix my bike, it's not burly enough. i'd like to think i'm a connoisseur of the finer things in daily life: coffee, smokes, single malt scotch and fine ales, lagers and porters. i love to go shopping and i love to walk through the cosmetics department... I'm a MANLY MAN!
where are all the exotic girls? you know, blonde hair, blue eyes, skin like milk. heralding from such far-off mystical places like Wyoming, Kansas, Oklahoma, Tampa, Marin County. with enchanting and spellbinding names such as: Hillary, Lindsay, Britney, Heather, Ashlee, Brooke, Meghan and Paris. Mmm... cheerleader-type.
I also have a secret crush on ♥Brenda Song♥ and ♥Michelle Kwan♥ , even though they are not exotic.
So... IF ANYBODY OUT THERE KNOWS BRENDA SONG OR MICHELLE KWAN, CAN YOU PLEASE TELL THEM TO CALL ME?
I ♥ Pine AM!!!, Annie, Zero 7, Ghostface Killah-the original Pretty Toney, Common, Erykah Badu, Gabriel & Dresden, Zion I, Natalise, Susie Suh, Peaches, Keak da Sneak, Vienna Teng, M83, Tamia, Deltron, i fuckin ♥ Depeche Mode!!, GOLDA SUPERNOVA!!, JOHN TESH ROCKS MY WORLD!!!, etc.
you know, that one movie that was really good. Oldboy. The Life Aquatic. Ronin. Bullitt.
Sealabia 2021. The Simpsons. Aqua Teen. Maury Povich. The History Channel: where it's constantly 1944. Non-Stop FOX. Giants baseball. John Tesh live in concert! The Streets of San Francisco.
i can't read or write. but i'm currently reading the Autobiography of Ghandi. favorite reads: El Salvador 1932, Derrota Mundial, the Alchemist, the Communist Manifesto, Animal Farm, the biography of Miguel Marmol, the biography of Farabundo Marti.
Batman. John Tesh!