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.vanessa.

shit talkin and collar poppin since 1984.

About Me



MY AOL INSTANT MESSENGER: jhjsgbhjjlfjkla ... SERIOUSLY!
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My Interests

Art, Sneakers, Animation, Film, Hip-hop, Myspace, Pickles, Tacos, Skateboarding (even though I can't skate to save my life) Dave Chapelle, Graffiti and um.... yo mama biatch!
"Even in literature and art, no man who bothers about originality will ever be original: whereas if you simply try to tell the truth (without caring twopence how often it has been told before) you will, nine times out of ten, become original without ever having noticed it.”
- C. S. Lewis

I am for HIRE!! Give me your money.

shit for sale!
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I'd like to meet:

Dave Chapelle, Richard Pryor, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan O'Brian, Mac Dre, Biggie, 2pac, Slug, Jaylib, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Oh No, A-Trak, Hi-Tek, Timberland, Missy Elliot, Nujabes, Hayo Miyazaki, Kazuto Nakazawa, Al Gore, Bill and Hilary Clinton, Tucker Carlson, Anderson Copper, Alison Stewart, Phil Frost, Pushead, Dali, Joe Leadbetter, George Hull, Andrew Jones, Francisco A. Cortina, Batman, Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy and yo mama... BIATCH!! Let's just say inspiring peeps. Bring it.

Music:

Pretty much everything from Frank Sinatra to Slick Rick...No fucking country though never! Except for Garth Brooks he's cool...(just kidding)

Movies:

Purple Rain! All time best movie! Coming To America, Trading Places, House Party, Me Myself and Irene, Dumb and Dumber, All the Scary Movies except for 3, Garden State, Fight Club, Seven, Saw, Willy Wonka, Party Monster, Serial Mom, Cabin Fever, The Ring, Kill Bill Vol. 1&2, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 28 Days Later, Silence of the Lambs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Bum Fights, Reservoir Dogs, Romeo + Juliet, Kids, Gumo, City of God, 25th Hour, Raising Victor Vargas, Dead Presidents, Brown Sugar, Love and Basketball, Cars, Madagascar, The Incredibies, Lord of the Rings (all of them), Ice Age 1&2, Harry Potter, Dave Chapplle's Block Party, American Beauty, Crash, Hotel Rwanda, Napoleon Dynamite, Boiler Room, Spirited Away, 12 Galaxies...hell I could just keep going forever let's just say I love horror, suspense, serial killer movies, twisted comedies and some sci-fi and chick flicks.

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Television:

Real World it's so sad but I can name every cast member and every season, I know I know... The Boondocks, NipTuck, Rescue Me, American Dad, Project Runway, Making the Band 3 (those bitches), Runs House, Alias, Desperate Housewives, Arrested Development (I f-ing love Lucille and don't get me started on Tobias or Buster!) Oz, HUFF, The Shield, The Sopranos, Queer As Folk, Passions, The Weeds, Entourage!, Cheaters, Adut Swim i.e. Aqua Teen, Futurama, Family Guy, Venture Bros., Squidbillies, Mission Hill, The Oblongs, Samurai Champloo, Made, Degrassi, Fresh Prince, Girlfriends, Half and Half, Chapelle Show, Will and Grace, Scrubs, Trama Life in the E.R., Cops... hella shit I'm a T.V. junkie.

Books:

If they aren't about animation or some derivative of it and they don't have pictures I don't even look at 'em.

Heroes:

Oprah

My Blog

I AM FUCKING PUBLISHED!!

Hopefully this is only the beginning...Thank you Reagan for giving me this opportunity....
Posted by .vanessa. on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:47:00 PST

IMAGINARY SKATEBOARD DECK DESIGNS...


Posted by .vanessa. on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:49:00 PST

FUCK YOU PAY ME!

I came across this passage in my wanderings, I think it's time for non-artist folks to read this....Every day, there are more and more Craigs List posts seeking "artists" for everything from auto grap...
Posted by .vanessa. on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:00:00 PST

PART DEUX aka

OH MY GAWWWWD!...
Posted by .vanessa. on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:59:00 PST

COOTER POWER! THROW YO C'S UP BITCHES...

p.s. thanks britt for bringing this into my life i truly felt enlightened after viewing this....
Posted by .vanessa. on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:26:00 PST