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random asshole 322820

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i would alphabetize my entire friends list if i could...

My Interests

cheeses of the world, cooking, good times, serial commas, sudoku, crosswords, nerding out, and crafts.

I'd like to meet:

I want to live like myspace people, I want to do whatever myspace people do, I want to sleep with myspace people, I want to sleep with myspace people, like you.

Music:

kinks, girl talk, belaire, beirut, para one, detroit cobras, boys noize, institubes, oblivians, justice, reigning sound, dressy bessy, observers, lungfish, sharon jones, justice, beach boys, celebration, epoxies, mstrkrt, heavenly, dj screw, the knife, some of the bands i know, ultimate dragons, some other shit where i saw you at the show but got all scenester-talky and didn't watch, the carter family, that band a few years ago at emo's inside that had like four drummers, oneida and jucifer live only, floor, whatever crap it is you're playing in now that i feel obligated to go to and then vaguely guilty because it's pretty good but i sort of just wanted to catch up with your ex, brothers and sisters, whatever indie/punkrock/pop cred band the young people are supposed to like, spacenecks

Movies:

technicolor + singing + dancing. or funny and absurd. or you could have jimmy stewart or cary grant wiggle his dick at me for two hours, and as long as he danced i'd be amused.

Television:

katamari

Books:

i have a librarything. go look at it. it's not updated.

My Blog

no subject

everything is fine. except dan doesn't play and sing enough (read: ANY) magnetic fields songs for my taste. what is his keyboard for, if not for that?
Posted by random asshole 322820 on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:35:00 PST

wtf, at least it's not a survey.

procrastination is the demon of packing. i thought coffee and getting the boy out of the house would work, but now i'm just playing games and blogging. i did one box so far. BUH!!! the problem is wher...
Posted by random asshole 322820 on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 12:52:00 PST

confessions, confessions

i spent the first sixteen years of my life in houston. if i ever decide to move back, tie me down and kill me before i do, but you know what? houston is the standard by which i judge all other cities....
Posted by random asshole 322820 on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 11:35:00 PST

bank!

i am going to get a bigger check for two weeks than i ever have before. too bad it's from punishing myself, and not in a hot leather/latex way. i ate a pound of #56 today, and it was AWESOME and greez...
Posted by random asshole 322820 on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 06:23:00 PST

calgon, get me a maid!

that's all.
Posted by random asshole 322820 on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:59:00 PST

inexplicably reminding me of studs terkel

pictures and stories...the oxford project
Posted by random asshole 322820 on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:10:00 PST

corwood or bust!

ha ha! someone made a JANDEK profile. and it looks like some people actually think it's him. Jandek - friend whore? um, probably not. that one matador fella has two profiles. the best part is that he'...
Posted by random asshole 322820 on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:30:00 PST

brrr

i see my breath. either it's really cold in here, or i'm really, really fucking mad. or both. oh, if i were a wizard, i'd whizz every day.
Posted by random asshole 322820 on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:08:00 PST

dear world

as god is my witness, i will never have another girl roommate again. geez. dickcheneyshootmeintheface already.
Posted by random asshole 322820 on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 11:09:00 PST

one o' them wimmen's libbers

SYKE! (okay, sic. i can't stand misspelling.)make way for the l.i.b.back in the days"Back in 1999, I saw Black Flag with Oasis and the Chemical Brothers at Club Fuck. This was before they got smelly a...
Posted by random asshole 322820 on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 01:00:00 PST