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Chas

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

"I ain't a killer but don't push me"-Tupac"When you look in the eyes its like facing the sun, determination"-Micronats"I could sell Satan matches, I'm just that ill"-Pugzlee Atoms"Your rhymes are petite, mine shop at Lane Bryant"-Black Thought "I'll fight to take another breath, even if it kills me. Cause its the principle of the breath, not the breath itself that fills me"-Illogic "Don't believe the hype"-Public Enemy "He lit an L, and hit it till he nearly finished. Finally he said, life's about a movement not an image. Couldn't do like all the others. That'd be following a decoy. You gotta carve you're own fuckin path to be a B-boy"-J.A.Q. "I float. When everyone around me's busy drowning"-Aesop Rock "Checkerboard Vans, thuggin like we Dogtown"-Gortex "Different like a platypus, analitical analyst"- Edan "Its cool to be tragically hip. Fools rule the universe, its O.K. Say you want blood but drink piss all day"-Sole "My pedestal was too tall to climb down off. In fact thats the reason for this high horse"- Sage Francis "You could ignore this advise, or take it from me. Be too nice and people take you for a dummy"- MF Doom "Never, ever, ever let a hoe pimp you"-Domino "Ill reveal the real wicked individuals, at the evil pyramid who merely build little criminals"-Noah23 "I know trouble...trouble said he don't know you"-Wiley

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Tina Fey, Parminder Nagra, Maria Bartiromo, Lisa McRee, Maureen Dowd, Aisha Tyler (All smart. All hot.)

Music:

magnetic fields, el-p, the white stripes, awol one, beatles, buck 65, breeders, sage francis, death cab for cutie, bach, mf doom, why?, sleater kinney, )bc(, mcenro, howlin wolf, stravinsky, beck, kate bush, tricky, berlioz, pixies, bjork, kool keith, charles mingus, amon tobin, blur, sixtoo, qwel, modest mouse, sole, crooked fingers, gortex, dose one, sea and cake, ill bill, animal collective, kraftwerk, meaty ogre, junior senior, cat power, aretha franklin, elliott smith, fela kuti, new seekers, trail of dead, tom waits, ray charles, ghostface, bright eyes, the arcade fire, the black keys, kid 606, squarepusher, annie, talking heads, alanis morisette, at the drive in, bahamadia, bonnie prince billy, the books, broken social scene, busdriver, cage, camera obscura, the cansecos, clinic, death from above 1979, devendra barnhart, DJ/Rupture, elvis costello, joanna newsom, van hunt, sizzla, antony and the johnsons, ac newman/new pornagraphers, sunn o))),girls aloud, roll deep, feist, camron, young jeezy, the clipse, junior boys, go team, ladytron, metric, platinum pied pipers, jamie lidell, of montreal, m.i.a, moloko, paul rose, joe nice, d-block, the constantines, the hold steady, art brut, jackie-o-motherfucker, akron family, thunderbirds are now!, test icicles, boris, maximo park, the rosebuds, sparks, lupe fiasco, stack bundles, my morning jacket, gnarls barley, man man, wolfmother, the red chord, burial, asobi seku, brmc, DMZ, jr writer, broadcast, menomena, the thermals, final fantasy, m ward, patrick watson, swan lake, sun ra, yo la tengo, sally shapiro, califone

Movies:

top gun, pulp fiction, raising victor vargas, who framed roger rabbit, LOTRs, dancer in the dark, husbads and wives, the godfather, scarface, election, jesus christ superstar, rushmore, krush groove, the fog of war, amelie, all about my mother, deadman, ran, valley of the dolls, the limey, hoop dreams, boogie nights, fargo, clerks, in the mood for love

Television:

maury povich "You are not the father!", the mclaughlin group, cheaters, nova, the surreal life, meet the press, blind date, the news hour w/ jim lehrer, arrested development, bbc world news, 24, the wire (honestly the best storytelling i've ever seen on film or television. rent this- you'll thank me), deadwood

Books:

The Torah, The Virgin Suicides, Tropic of Cancer, Tropic of Capricorn, Crime & Punishment, Anna Karenina, Why Working Class Kids Get Working Class Jobs, The Bonfire of the Vanities, The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test, The Right Stuff, Power at Play, Great Expectations, David Copperfield, Our Band Could Be Your Life, In Cold Blood, I Ain't Much Baby But I'm All I've Got, Black Boy, The Invisible Man, Go Tell It on the Mountain, Bringing Out The Dead

Heroes:

If you can take the DP I'm impressed. That can't be easy.

My Blog

My Music Blog

Come peep tracks I love and marvel at my self importance: http://chasthebridge.blogspot.com/
Posted by Chas on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:43:00 PST

Song Of The Week: Sizzla "You're Better Off"

You're Better OffAnd I belong making this song for those youngand grown up children out thereI express my undying love for you all&Keep rising so, anticipating to let you knowAll Jah love, is all for ...
Posted by Chas on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:00:00 PST

Now That's What I Call Hard Vol. 7: Lil' Weezy

"Howdy do mutherfuckers its Weezy baby,niggas bitchin & I gotta tuck that cannonListen close I got duct tape and rope,leave you missin like the fuckin O'Bannons"  Never to be seen again...
Posted by Chas on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:31:00 PST

They Can Have My Gun

The military complains about not having enough troops, but still won't let women serve in battle or gay people serve at all. Give any volunteers from either group my gun, cause I ain't goin......
Posted by Chas on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:44:00 PST

Blasphemy

5 Years AgoToday's sentimentality seemed vaguely: Forced  
Posted by Chas on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:17:00 PST

Now That's What I Call Hard Vol. 6: Xiu Xiu

"Jesus is wondering: If even he can love you?.?. A pox upon your house"-Jamie StewartGetting Jesus to hate you is hard, but not entirely out of the question. God don't like ugly....
Posted by Chas on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 12:53:00 PST

Song of the Week: Chocolate Genius "My Mom"

Chocolate Genius- "My Mom" They got 5 televisions In a house built for 3 Look up on that fake fireplace You know the bucktoothed boy's me See that wood paneled room? That's where I learned to d...
Posted by Chas on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 12:22:00 PST

Now That's What I Call Hard Vol. 5: Cam'ron

Cruise through once: you look/Twice: you stare againBeat a bitch up over ice/like: Nancy KerriganBlending rap and figure skating is hard. Here Cam shows us how to land a lyrical triple axle....
Posted by Chas on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:43:00 PST

I Wish Kimya Dawson Was My Friend

Listening to Kimya Dawson's new album "Remember That I Love You" is like having a quiet conversation with that friend of yours who you're not afraid to sound stupid in front of. We constantly temper o...
Posted by Chas on Wed, 24 May 2006 05:31:00 PST

Song Of The Week: Johnny Cash "Sunday Morning Coming Down"

Sunday Morning Coming Down Well, I woke up Sunday morningWith no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,So I had one more for dessert.Then I fumbled in my clo...
Posted by Chas on Sun, 21 May 2006 11:20:00 PST