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About Me

Well another day comes
Church bells have rung
dawn blue in New York
I eat vegetables raw
Sun flowers, cole slaw
Age shortens my years
yet brings these good cheers
Some nights're left free
& Love's patient with me
-Allen Ginsburg, December 16th, 1978, 6 am.

My Interests

Think in the morning.. Act in the noon.. Eat in the evening.. Sleep in the night..

I'd like to meet:

I care about you in a way that will never matter.

Music:

Mainly, I'm interested in bands I can see live for under ten bucks in a decent venue that doesn't price gouge, and I'm willing to give most bands a shot.

Movies:

A movie enthusiast, not a movie critic.

Television:

Not applicable.

Books:

Jonathan Lethem, Dylan Thomas, PG Wodehouse, Evelyn Waugh, Neil Gaiman, Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, Robert Penn Warren, Susanna Clarke, Dalton Trumbo, Ambrose Bierce, Nathaniel West, Philip K. Dick, Nelson Algren, Thomas Pynchon, Haruki Murakami, A. E. Van Vogt, Truman Capote, Kingsley Amis, Richard Brautigan, Samuel Delaney, William Gibson, Aldous Huxley, Yukio Mishima and more. How fucking great are all those names?

Heroes:

Just about anyone decent.

My Blog

Andy Rooney Hates BLT's

Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato. The biggest rip-off on any menu, bar none. Usually it costs more than a hamburger, but why is that? It costs $2 tops to add pig to a burger, and 50 extra cents f...
Posted by Bluto on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:40:00 PST

coffee and beer

more powerful than Dulca-Lax. the only downside is your poo ends up looking like Willow's kids.
Posted by Bluto on Tue, 23 May 2006 09:16:00 PST

right

pig iron gates and the freshness of morningand bedroom doors closing that i'm not behindit's ok. delirium is its own ridei've still got an hour or two and then i'm here again.good morning....
Posted by Bluto on Sun, 14 May 2006 01:12:00 PST

dividers not uniters

I'd like to advocate for a public ordinance that dictates each urinal have a seperating abuttment between any other adjacent urinals. Why? No, not because there's the off chance that one might see a...
Posted by Bluto on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 04:14:00 PST