A modest man from Mandrake
Rush and a few other bands. But mainly Rush. Seriously. They're the soul of Canada but in the form of of three homely dudes. If you were in Canada and met Bigfoot and then stole his ipod, it would be filled with nothing but Rush and Voivod. The only famous Canadian singer not on there I guess would be Leonard Cohen and you'd be like "What gives?" and Bigfoot would be like "No Jews." Bigfoots are surprisingly anti-semitic.
If it was written by a dead Slav I might have read it or I can at least fake my way through a conversation. Or I might just point, fart, and giggle. On good days I can do both.
Norbert