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Chazwad

Light-hearted sexual assault

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The 70's reggae group ASWAD - They stole my idea for a name AND they stole my lyrics for a song... I think it's time the world knew who really wrote "Shine"

Music:

Hip-Hop: MF Doom, Aesop Rock, Cage, Copywrite, Non-Phixion, Ill-Bill, Necro, KRS One, De La Soul, The IRS (UK), Skinnyman, Immortal Technique, Ruggedman, Mr.Lif, El-P, RJD2, Jean Grae, Vadim, Slick Rick, D-Styles, Q Bert, Edan, Rodney P, Task Force, Jehst, Slug & Murs etc. OK - So a big fan of hip hop, but I also enjoy a whole load of other stuff too - Reggae, Dub etc, D+B is always good for a party, Electro and breaks can both be wicked. But John Bon Jovi Pisses me off!!!!! WTF? He really gets my goat - to the extent that I can't even look at goats any more! Actually, a hate list would be much shorter than one including all the music I like - I safe assumption is that if it isn't in the following list, Ill like it: John Bon Jovi, Lightning seeds, Robson & Jerome, (inc. any other R&J-esque types like Gareth Gates etc) The Beautiful South!!!!!!!!!, Dane Bowers (and all his affiliates), All Boy Bands!, R-Kelly (and all other R&B idiots!), 50 Cent (and all other shit-hoppers), I know I've missed out a few here too, so if you can think of anyone that I should have included, please let me know :) Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Joe Strummer... you've been through the cleansing fire of punk, only to pick up a few venerial diseases along the way. You're more of an optimist when it comes to fucked-up genius. But you can write wicked-deadly riffs and lycs.
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Movies:

Lots of good films! My top 10 are: (not in any particular order)Old Boy, The Godfather, Zoolander, White Men Can't Jump, Chinatown (Jack Nicholson), The Goonies, Indiana Jones (all 3), Back to the Future (1+2 - my first-born WILL be named Biff), Blade Runner, the Prodigal Son,- I'd also like to add that Lucas pisses me right off and Star Wars will NEVER return to the top ten seeding - you ruined the dream Lucas! - I'd also like to add that E.T. is NOT a good film! Despite what your warped childish mind might have thought when you watched it for the first time. - I'd also like to add that the list is subject to change should I have forgotten anything amazing or not seen something amazing it's not too late... Bugsy Malone has been dropped from the top 10 - sorry Jodie and Chachi, but it was never meant to be.

Television:

Peep Show, Spaced, Shameless, Mighty Boosh, South Park... Not in that order, not that it matters...

Books:

Books are great aren't they - I recommend reading if you don't already. Currently reading "A short history of nearly everything" by Bill Bryson - very informative - and "Slaughter House 5" By Kurt Vonnegut (only just started but seems good and is on recommendation - so had better be!)

Heroes:

My heroes include anyone who reminds me of me.My Super hero results:
You are The Flash The Flash 95% Iron Man 65% Robin 63% Spider-Man 60% Catwoman 60% Hulk 60% Superman 60% Green Lantern 60% Supergirl 58% Batman 50% Wonder Woman 43% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test