Photography, Films, Tunes, books, Gigs, Art, Travelling, Eastern Philosophy, Western philosophy, Music, The Occult, The Orient, Folklore, Science, Nature, obscure facts, Religion, Politics, Parties and shit, oh and weasel fighting, a man my size can take down about 15-30 weasels, 50 on a good day.
Shane MacGowan... unconsciously brilliant. You
can intelligently debate any topic from
theology, history, literature and
philosphy... though only while you're out of
your skull on booze.
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Name Tom
Nicknames 2Shoes, Dr. Foxtopus, Tales, Tommy Sandwich, Sacko
What would you change your name to Tom Wolfgang Sales
Birthplace Croydon
Current Location Leeds
if you could go anywhere now, where would it be Bhutan
Favourite meal Thai Green Curry
Favourite alcoholic drink Jamesons and lemonade
Favourite Drug Weed
Favourite Song to dance to
Favourite Song to album to chill out to Mingus Mingus Mingus, Charles Mingus
Favourite musician to shag to Al Green
Current favourite musician/group Tom Waits / Nick Cave / Bjork
Current favourite album Grinderman
What song is in your head now Love is the key - Charlatans
How many Tattoos do you have and what are they Two, one crap one good, the goodun is a buddhist mantra.
How many piercings do you have, and where two, in my ear with nowt in em.
Who is your best mate Macca, Dodge, £alph, Ollie, Jo Smith, Joel, erm...
If you could have super powers what would they be Super speed, i could shag like aa jack-rabbit
What six things couldn't you live without English Bacon, Booze, Weed, Tea, Friends, I'd say sex, but currently i'm doing fine without it.
What is your favourite pub The Chemic Tavern, Probs.
What is your favourite club Wardrode, Warehouse, somewhere new.
What is your idea of a good night out Dancing fast to hard music with good friends and not going to bed til the following evening.
What is your idea of a good night in Wine, Women, Weed.
What kind of people irritate you Blank faced non thinkers and liars.
What do you hate the most People being selfish, from world leaders to wankers who drive sports cars.
What song would you play at your wedding The funeral march
What song would you play at your funeral Hard Time Killing Floor Blues
Do you Love or hate Marmite HATE
Are you Allergic to nuts Hazelnuts and Peanuts.
What is your favourite cartoon Walt Disney's Robin Hood, Spirited Away and Ninja Scroll.
What is your favourite t.v comedy Peepshow at the moment.
What newspaper do you buy Guardian, Lefties unite!
What do you do for a living Production assistant, basically a corporate cameraman/editor, sigh.
What hobbies/passions do you have Making leftie docs and music vids
What are you wearing A glasto free recycle t-shirt, hand me down jeans and knacked puma's
What do you want to wear clothes without holes
Favourite sexual position Anything involving more than one girl.
If you could sleep with anyone, who would it be Jennifer connely, or Masumi Max
what five famous people (alive or dead) would you have at a dinner party
If you could fight anyone (alive or dead), who would it be Pol Pot, chairman mao, hitler and stalin, twats.
who is your favourite fictional character John constantine, Arthur Dent and Yossarian
If you could be any animal what would it be The dog from Littlest hobo
If you had a deamon (from, 'his dark materials' trilogy) what would it be. A Badger
what is the most embarrasing thing to happen to you Being born, i saw my mums minge up close and everything, never again!
what is the worst thing you've said after/during or before sex Sorry and Thankyou are up there.
what is the rankest thing you've ever thought It'd make you sick.
In a perfect partner
Hair colour Brown/Red
Eye colour Green
Nationality Japanese/Welsh
3 Physical attributes you'd look for Eyes, Hair, boobs
4 Personality traits You'd look for Intelligent, witty, honest, creative, fun
What music would they like They'd have a broad taste to keep up with me.
how old would they be Younger than me normally.
Would you rather them to be cleverer or thicker than you Cleverer
What would turn you off any person Being boring.
Would they have any tattoos or piercings In an ideal world, yep.
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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Electrobank - Chemical brothers
Waking up: Space Oddity - David Bowie
Average day: A day in the life - The Beatles
First date: Get ready for Love - Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
Falling in love: All is Full of Love - Bjork
Love scene: Take me to the river - Al Green
Fight scene: Sabotage - Beastie boys
Breaking up: No Pussy Blues - Grinderman
Getting back together: Do you remember the first time - Pulp
Secret love: Can we still be friends - Bright Eyes
Life's okay: Future's so bright i gotta wear shades - Timbuk 3
Mental breakdown: Bullet in the head - Rage against the Machine
Driving: Bad Habit - Offspring
Learning a lesson: I need a Montage - DVDA
Deep thought: Bukowski - Modest Mouse
Flashback: Back in the days - Pharcyde
Partying: No Good (start the Dance) Prodigy
Happy dance: Clapping Song - Shirley Ellis
Regreting: Hurt - Johnny cash cover
Long night alone: Desperado - The Eagles
Death scene: Freedom - Charles Mingus
Closing credits: Exit music for a film - Radiohead
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Hip Hop: Anticon, Sage Francis, De La Soul, Public enemy, NWA, Kid Koala, Fingathing, Q-bert, Coldcut, Dj Food, Mos Def, Beastie Boys, Buck 65, Roots Manuva, Braintax, Ninjatune records, Anti-pop Consortium, Cypress Hill, Sole, Clouddead, Themselves, Murs, Slug, MF Doom, Madlib, foriegn Beggers, Jehst, Taskforce, dolermite, big daddy kane, dj dangermouse, Boom Bip, skinnyman, dj vadim. Soul and funk: stevie wonder, isaac hayes, otis reading, al green, barry white (yes mate!), george clinton and parliament funkadelic, bootsy collins, james brown, jackson 5, aretha franklin, temptations, the supremes, ike and tina turner, curtis mayfield, roy ayers, the delfonics, sly and the family stone, the puzzles, and all the other bands like that i can't remember (no new soul), Indie: Pulp, Super Furry Animals, beck, blur, supergrass, the charlatans, radiohead, jeffrey lewis, the unicorns, the flaming lips the polyphonic spree, the strokes (1st album) the libertines, arcade fire, the cure, the stone roses, happy mondays, black grape, belle and sebastian, i am kloot, the doves, bright eyes, theres more i know it. rock: the Beatles, The rolling stones, the who, led zeppelin, pink floyd, motorhead, david bowie, wimple winch, the yardbirds, cream, jimi hendrix, the doors, queens of the stone age, the ramones, the new york dolls, the stranglers, the clash, the sex pistols, the fall, Gang of four, red hot chilli peppers, the eagles.General gabba, techno (dave clarke, sven vath etc), hardcore drum and bass, dj scud, dj assault, kid 606, squarepusher, shitmat, aphex twin, bjork, jazz; coltrane, mingus, hancock, mehldue, soweto kinch, stan getz, dizzie gillespie, and anything else that's good, not shit, not coldplay or 50pence or any other load of wank that's churned out. you know what i'm saying? eh!
I'm was a film student so i'm not gonna fucking bore you with anymore lists just anything good. Currently into Korean films. no toss(unless it's porn, then there's lots of toss, obviously)
Neighbours, League of Gentlemen, Supermarket Sweep, Catterick, Spaced, Garth Merenghi's Dark Place, Mighty Boosh, Samurai Jack, Futurama, Friends, Family Guy, Simpsons, Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy, Bottom, Black Adder, 24 (1st series), Planet Earth (actually anything with David Attenborough), and anything good, unfortunatly theres not much good tele about, I intend to change that.This is genius though. the power of nightmares
1984, Lone Wolf and Cub, the Wasp Factory, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, The Unfettered Mind, anything by H.P. Lovecraft, Catch 22, William Blake collected poems, anything by Alan Moore, Philip. K. Dick, Neil Gaiman, or Grant Morrison, Shakespeare or anyone else of high quality and interesting style (i can't be bothered naming anything else i like because, let's face it after the music list, you're probably worn out.)
Whatever happened to all the heroes, eh? Wangers.Your results:
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Iron Man
85%
Catwoman
75%
Spider-Man
70%
Green Lantern
70%
Batman
60%
The Flash
60%
Hulk
55%
Robin
48%
Superman
45%
Supergirl
43%
Wonder Woman
43%
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