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Jeff

Defiantly smirking my way through life.

About Me

Quirky, cocky and one hell of a banterer. I tend to speak very rapidly and whimsically, sometimes I can be sincere to a fault(which gets me in big trouble.) TV has destroyed my attention span. Im a diehard Pats and Red Sox fan and have been known to play Monopoly on occasion(always the race car). Diddy Reise cookies and brownies are rather tasty and by far the best bargain in LA (only get the brownies if they are fudgelike and not cakelike.)

My Interests

Acting and writing kind of top the charts right now, just finished a Shakespeare year playing Hamlet, Iago and Bottom, now will be playing Benedick in the Declan Adams Theatre production of Much Ado About Nothing opening in July. Getting back to work on my superhero pilot, A God Named Pablo. Scrubs meets Smallville in college, thats my Griffin Mill-esque pitch.

I'd like to meet:

An alledged 6pd Hamburger made in Pennsylvania. A man named LLoyd who makes packaged ribs. Augustus Caesar, Machiavelli, Santa Claus, Batman and F. Scott Fitzgerald

Music:

Death Cab For Cutie, Franz Ferdinand, The White Stripes, The Killers, Elvis Costello, Kanye West, The Beatles, Eminem, Beck, Weezer, The Rolling Stones, Tom Petty, The Who, Hot Hot Heat, The Shins, Green Day, Gorillaz, The Clash, The Beach Boys, Bloc Party, Arctic Monkeys, She Wants Revenge, The Decemberists, Louis XIV, The Lashes, My Chemical Romance.

Movies:

Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Almost Famous, Jerry Maguire, The Godfather 1 & 2, Groundhog Day, The Wedding Crashers, Batman Begins, Shawshank Redemption, A Few Good Men, The Shining, The Incredibles, Before Sunset, Grosse Point Blank, Goldfinger, Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, Sideways, Election, Big Fish, Casablanca, The Graduate, Vertigo, Rear Window, North by Northwest, American Beauty, Caddyshack, Old School, The Girl Next Door, Risky Business, The Secret To My Success, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1&2, Say Anything, Thank You for Smoking, The Departed, Ghostbusters, Branagh's Henry V and Much Ado About Nothing

Television:

Heroes, Entourage, Veronica Mars, Lost, The OC, Rome, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Deadwood, Alias, Smallville, The Office, My Name Is Earl, Gilmore Girls, Prison Break, 24, Arrested Development, Pardon The Interruption, The Batman, Nip/Tuck, Sopranos, Angel, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Seinfeld, The West Wing, The Dresden Files

Books:

Harry Potter(all off them, but I got a soft spot for 3 & 5), Augustus, The Prince, The Disney War, The Kid Stays in the Picture, Rules of Attraction, Easy Riders and Raging Bulls, The Great Gatsby, The Vampire Lestat, Memnoch the Devil, Dante's Inferno, Edith Hamilton's Mythology, Macbeth, Othello, Richard III, Hamlet, Much Ado About Nothing

Heroes:

Jack Nicholson, Marlon Brando, Matt Damon Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 90% Hulk 70% Green Lantern 70% Iron Man 55% Spider-Man 55% Supergirl 45% Robin 40% Batman 40% Superman 40% Catwoman 35% Wonder Woman 25% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

My Blog

The Return of Scarlett Johannson:Celebrity Werewolf and the Sprinkles Cupcake Conspiracy

Things are about to get significantly more interesting over the next 5 days, but right now I am bored to tears sitting in front of a computer screen in the Beverly Hills Library. My half an hour is al...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:28:00 PST

A Night with the Bard: Tornado Tongue Action, Awkward Low Fives and Cockblocking Old Men

I'm standing in what feels like 40 degree weather on a callback for a touring shakespeare company putting up Romeo and Juliet and Julius Caesar in the park. Upon seeing the cavalcade of actors, I wond...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:30:00 PST

A "LOST" Discussion

So I thought I'd post a LOST discussion I had over IM with my friend Jonas from yesterday. Please be aware there are SPOILERS of Wednesday Nights episode.         -----------------...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:42:00 PST

Paris Loves LA: A Circular Thursday with Aquaman

Thursday March 8th   3AM Yes I am up with heartburn 3 hours before sunrise. I blame the salt laden wedge french fries and Guiness(Its March and I'm Irish) I consumed during the preceding night'...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:00:00 PST

A Car Accident and an Oscar Blog

MORNING The Oscars are kind of a religious holiday for me, I follow all the predictions for months leading up to the show. So I figured why not start the day off with a bang and run a 5K for charity. ...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:31:00 PST

The Extraordinary Dreamlife of a Very Ordinary Jeff: Celebrity Werewolf Valentine's Day Edition

This week's dream starts where all good dreams begin. In my parent's basement!?! To be fair we have a regulation sized crimson pool table, 50 inch plasma hd tv and a fully stocked bar so it isn't exac...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 05:18:00 PST

TV Musings with Jeff: 24 Edition

There are SPOILERS, do not read if you haven't seen the episodes. Monday night is TV night at the Centinela Homebase. We have very few group activities amongst my roommates(who we will call Rigge...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:08:00 PST

A Game of Monopoly between a Rabbit, a Polar Bear, a Squirrel and a Twinkie

Prompted by a discussion at work, I did some journeying through old emails and discovered a particular unique argument I made to a rather absurd question, here goes... The Game: Monolpoly The Contesta...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 06:47:00 PST

How I Spent My Super Bowl Sunday: A Blog

  PREGAME Lets start with the pregame somewhere in the range of 1ish or so.David Caruso doing the intro for the pregame w/ CSI Miami clip. I can think of no better way to start my day with CBS. N...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:39:00 PST

The Totally True Adventures of Cal Carr, Stephanie Spangler and the Big Blue Desks

While an overactive imagination can be a curse at times, sometimes creatively it can provide a wealth of odd entertaiment.   Enter the place, I like to call sleepy time.   I found myself wa...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:54:00 PST