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GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According the the Surgeon General, women should not consume The Ace of Bass during pregancy beacuase of the risk of birth defects. Defects most likely caused by me pushing the bitches down a flight of stairs. (2) Consumption of The Ace of Bass impairs your ability to drive a car or operation machinery and may cause health problems.
in no particular order: 88 fingers louie sublime blue meanies hot stove jimmy lawrence arms link 80 rise against nofx killing tree afi HORSE the band new york ska jazz ensamble voodoo glow skulls dethklok less than jake leftover crack led zepplin screaching weasel the unseen refuse metallica primus rancid madness streetlight manifesto goldfinger bandits of the acoustic revolution the independents big d and the kids table the misfits guns n roses a wilhelm scream the clash catch 22 against all authority choking victim mad caddies wizo mephiskapheles aesop rock mighty mighty bosstones reverend horton heat anti flag assorted jellybeans authority zero river city rebels el-p break the silence the massacres specials lars and the bastards suicide machines c rayz walz presidents of the usa long beach dub all stars aquabats common rider dangerdoom alkaline trio planet smashers mu330 pennywise tupac operation ivy bad religion folly spitvalves slapstick one cool guyso on and so forth
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Heroes of the 20th CenturyEvery so often in our lifetimes, we get to see true heroes that go above and beyond and kick serious ass. Not some soccer mom that takes 3 kid to school and back and has dinenr ready every night, not a random teacher that makes the extra effort so little Billy can learn to finally read, but REAL heroes. And I think it is my duty to point a few of them out.Scott Rogers is a redneck that lost his leg in a hunting accident. First off, he lost his leg hunting. How cool is that? He lost it the way a man should: by killing something. He undoubtedly lost his limb by wrestling a mountain lion just for the hell of it. He probably got a bit overzealous and did a victory dance, trip, fell off a cliff and hurt himself. Any other pussy would’ve give up on life and become some parking spot stealing “handi-capable†jerk off, but not Scott. He got his leg replaced and became a certified cyborg. He then used his bionic powers to trek across 2168 miles, instilling the fear of machines into assholes along the way.Only 2 words can describe our next hero: bad ass. Jim Farmer aims to turn 1000 cattle a year into canned beef. The days of spoiled beef are over my friends. Now you can kick back in your lazy boy, watch Judge Mathis and engage in some good ol’ American canned beef. The greatest thing about this product is that it’s 100% beef, no steroids, no preservatives, not even any salt, just the goods.Everyone knows the lovable Dave Thomas, founder of the delicious fast food chain Wendy’s. Big D, as I like to call him, makes this list simply because that man sure knew how to grill a burger. With the rapid descent of the once mighty Burger King and the ever mediocre Mcdonalds, Wendy’s has risen to the tops of burger-dom with the aid of their thrifty 99 cent value menu. Where else can you take a broad and spend no more than $4 on her and leave her full and ready for loving? Big D dropped outta high school when he was 15, became an international super stud and grillmaster, then got his GED in 1992, just to stick it to the man. Also, I'm pretty sure he killed every cow and chicken by himself with his menacing spatula of doom he's been known to have by his side.