"Because you know, when the world misunderstands me,
Only you can make me feel alright."
Pope Big Jon XXII, The Joyful & Exuberant
Medium Male Humanoid (possibly monstrous)
2nd-level Cleric
Hit Dice : 2d8 + 4 (15 hp)
Initiative : -1
Speed : 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class : 13 (-1 Dex, +4 Natural Armor*) Touch 9, Flat-Footed 14
Base attack/Grapple : +1/+2
Attack : Slam +2 melee (1d8+1) or bite + 2 melee (1d6+1) or gore +2 melee (1d8+1) or chain belt +2 melee (2d4+1) or club +2 melee (1d6+1) or heavy mace +2 melee (1d8+1)
Full attack : Heavy mace +2 melee (1d8+1) and gore +2 melee (1d8+1) or Club +2 melee (1d6+1) and 2 slams +2 melee (1d8+1) or Chain belt +2 melee (2d4+1) and bite + 2 melee (1d6+1) or Gore +2 melee (1d8+1) and bite + 2 melee (1d6+1) and slam +2 melee (1d8+1)
Space/Reach : 5 ft. / 5 ft.
Special Attacks : Turn or Rebuke Undead, Smite Evil
Special Qualities : Scent*, Damage Reduction 5/Non-punk*, resistance to cold 3*, Aura of Fun*, Brew Potion, Divine Defense
Saves : Fort + 1, Ref -1, Will +5
Abilities : Str 13, Dex 9, Con 14, Int 15, Wis 13, Cha 15
Skills:
Balance [DEX] - 2
Bluff [CHA] - 2
†Concentration [CON] - 4
†Diplomacy [CHA] - 5
Gather Information [CHA] - 2
†Heal [WIS] - 2
Intimidate [CHA] - 8
Knowledge (Local) [INT] - 9
†Knowledge (Religion) [INT] - 7
†Knowledge (History) [INT] - 7
Knowledge (Geography) [INT] - 6
Listen [WIS] - 7
Perform (Act) [CHA] - 5
Perform (Comedy) [CHA] - 7
Perform (Dance) [CHA] - 3
Perform (Oratory) [CHA] - 7
†Profession (loremaster) [WIS] - 4
†Profession (bookkeper) [WIS] - 4
†Profession (punk) [WIS] - 7
†Profession (siege engineer) [WIS] - 3
Search [INT] - 3
Sense Motive [WIS] - 8
†Spellcraft [INT] - 3
Spot [WIS] - 4
Survival [WIS] - 1
Swim [STR] - 3
Tumble [DEX] - 2
(†= class skills)
Feats : Endurance, Diehard, Alertness, Toughness, Defend*, Collective Fury*, Exalted Smite*, Exalted Turning*, Nimbus of Light*, Stigmata*, Sacred Vow*, Vow of Absitnence*, Servant of the Heavens*
Environment : Urban (specifically Chicagoan)
Organization : Unique
Challenge Rating : 3
Treasure : Satisfaction of an Ogre well-killed
Alignment : Neutral Good
Advancement : By character class... and protein intake.
Level Adjustment : +2
(* = various feats and bonuses and such as a result of me being me)
0-level spells
‡Create Water
‡Guidance
‡Resistance
‡Virtue
-Mending
-Inflict Light Wounds
-Detect Poison
1st-level spells
‡Cause Fear
‡Divine Favor
‡Bless (Domain spell, Zeal)
-Detect Evil
-Endure Elements
-Entropic Shield
-Inflict Light Wounds
-Protection from Evil
-Sanctuary
-Shield of Faith
(‡ = favored spells)
Domains : Joy & Zeal
Brahma then cast off his third body and assumed a fourth
that was made of the energy emitted from his mind.
With these thoughts, human beings,
the thinking creatures, were created.
Then he discarded this body
and it became the moon.
To this day human beings love the moonlight
for dancing, singing, and making love.
- J.F. Bierlein , Parallel Myths "The Thoughts of Brahma"
To you, O Sun,
the people of Dorian Rhodes set up this bronze statue
reaching to Olympus when they had pacified the waves of war
and crowned their city with the spoils taken from the enemy.
Not only over the seas
but also on land did they kindle
the lovely torch of freedom.
**If ever I were a Colossus**
" Shield eaters and world leaders have many likes alik e" - Old Hyrulean Proverb
" If you can walk, you can dance.
If you can talk, you can sing. "
-Old Zimbabwean Proverb
And now, a message from our local communist skin band:
You've never had it so good,
the favourite phrase of those who've always had it better
You've never had so much, is the cry
of those who've always had much more,
MUCH MORE THAN YOU AND I!! "
-The Redskins "Bring It Down"
And the local oath:
In brightest day, In blackest night,
no evil shall escape our sight!
Let those who worship evil's might,
beware our power... GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!!!
-Hal Jordan's Green Lantern Oath,
one hell of an oath to live by...
This little website explains it all! A fun read!
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