SWK

Son of a bitch i'm sick of Man Vs. Wild. If I had survival experts (ones very much unlike Bear Grylls) and cameramen following me around wiping my ass for me, sure, I could survive in the Sierra Nevada mountains. Les Stroud on the other hand. A man's man. Spends most of his survival time fucking around with his cameras, and has to haul all that crap around, all in the name of quality television and education. If I were Les Stroud, I'd beat the Discovery Channel execs over the head with my "trusty" harmonica for competitively airing that piece of crap show Man Vs. Wild. Also, Bear Grylls (not even his real first name, what a shocker) named his kid Marmaduke. Fucking, Marmaduke. Wait. Like the comic strip dog? Yes. The Great Dane that was the title character in a bunch of unfunny comic strips. I'm thinking of naming my children, Garfield, Family Circus, and The Far Side.