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Joe-B (R-AZ) [MHS 09]

I'm getting sick of the Left telling me what a Fuck-Up I am, and their next breath demanding 48% of

About Me

Warning

, this profile is run by an evil Libertarian Republican [or a "Dennis Miller Conservative"] Ditto-head! Lib's are welcome, but if you start being an ass on my page I am kicking you right back out.
I am rewriting this because I was unhappy with it, so here is everything you need to know about me in short Sentences
The Crap you Need To Know About Me:
- I was born on April 20th, 1991 [same days as Hitler, and the Columbine Massacre in Colorado, and National Pot Smokers day XD].
- I live in Mesa Arizona.
- My dad works as a pattern maker for Plane Parts, my mom is a Part Time Security Guard.
- My mom's family is from Arkansas, my dad's is from Chicago.
- I am a Republican Conservative, and Libertarian, but on the main important things I stick with the Conservatives.
- I support the War, and I always honor the troops.
- I like president Bush [he ain't that bad].
- I go to McClintock High School, and I am a Senior right now. 09 baby
- I have Aspergers Disorder [Go on Wikipedia].
- I am an offensive little bastard, if you don't like it, I don't care.
- I hate Censorship of any kind.
- I am different [you will see soon enough].
- I play a lot of Video Games and I watch a lot of TV.
- I am a loaner [if we go to school, I will go into your group if you ask me too].
- Politics are very important to me, but don't get into spirited debates with me because I could get very mad.
- I believe in God and Jesus Christ.
- I have a Nintendo Wii, and a Xbox 360 and I love it [go buy it poor people!]
- I am a cheap, you can only have money if I like you.
- I repost a lot of Bulletins about Politics, read them you might learn something.
- I am Christian/Catholic, but not insanely like some people are.
- I don't like the majority of Politicians in office, hell both parties are fucking up right now, but I can't stand what the Liberals are doing right now.
- And I am Straight, so no dudes trying to fuck me okay.
- How nice I am to you depends on how much I like you.
- I am currently Single, and I don't care about dating.
- I only have a few good friends.
- I had to take "remedial" classes from the middle of 4th Grade until 8th grade because I would not work in class.
And in short, that is all you need to know about me, I will tell you more if you know me good enough though. My Friends:
- Allora
- Tommy
- Sam
- Stu [TV.Com]
- Melissa [Tv.Com]
- Mark [Tv.Com]
- TheFFVIGuy [Gamefaqs]
- SuperMerlin12 [Gamefaqs]
- Hyper Shado [Gamefaqs]
- Everyone else on the Message Boards I go on, and the people on Xbox Live
Wii will win
XBox360 will come close
PS3 will BURN!

AIM-

JoeCB16

Yahoo Messenger-

JoeCB1991
MY COMMENT BOX.
Just leave a comment, no spam and nothing that will glitch up my page. And no mocking me being a Republican.

My Interests

Politics, Comedy, Video games, Robotic Combat, Debating stuff, and making people mad.
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I'd like to meet:

Simply put, I would like to meet anyone who shares my interests, I would like to meet any Republican who needs someone to talk to, I want to meet people as fucked up as I am.
And if you are a sexual predator, no I will not come to meet you, I will only find people I KNOW on here, and if you do try I'm reporting your ass to Dateline.
But I want to meet anyone who wants to be friends on here, and if you know me at school send a request over.

Let me just say now, for any political people who go on here, my url [Dumbass] is a nickname that people call me.

I am tired of people, especially in my own age bracket. Unless you are someone my age who is capable of thought don't really add me. Most of the people I know at my school are like mistakes of god, and I would rather not know any more of them.

If were talking about famous people, I would like to meet Dennis Miller and Jack Bauer.
Oh, and Joanna Dark.

Music:

I don't listen to Music anymore. Almost everything new sucks, it is boring, and the names of the bands are just synonyms for "kill". The only good music now is Classic Rock from people like Hendrix and Clapton because todays musicians have no fucking talent.

I listen to Conservative Talk Radio instead. I also listen to some Jazz, Classical, Blues, Video Game, and Movie music.

Movies:

"South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut", "Blue Collar Comedy Tour", "Borat", the "Star Wars" movies, anything by Judd Apatow, and HBO Comedy Specials. Whatever else there is in my pile of movies counts as well... I like funny movies I guess.

Television:

My Favorite Shows:
- Classic Simpson's episodes [new ones kinda blow, and they are a little bit too lefty for me]
- South Park
- My Name is Earl
- The Office
- 30 Rock
- Scrubs
- To Catch a Predator
- Saturday Night Live [1985 till 1993]
- The Drew Carey Show
- Whose Line is it Anyway [U.S. and U.K.]
- Malcolm in The Middle
- Family Guy
- 1 VS 100
- Hells Kitchen
- Kitchen Nightmares
- Dennis Miller Live
- Reno-911!
- Arrested Development
- Seinfeld
- Power of 10
- Married... With Children
- Late Night with Conan O'Brien [love the crappy effects]
- Pale Force
- The Late Show with David Letterman [even though Dave seems to be extremely Liberal]
- Cheers
- Frasier
- Two and a Half Men [even though Sheen is fuckin nuts]
- Chuck
- Blue Collar Tv
- Futarama
- Maximum Exposure
- Battle Bots
- Americas Most Wanted
- Worlds Scariest Police Chases
- Last Comic Standing
- King of The Hill
- The 3 Stooges
- Chappelles Show
- 24
- House
- The parts of Talent Reality Shows where the asshole judge makes fun of the crappy contestant [only good part]
- Everybody Hates Chris
- I'll just make this a big list...:Hannity and Colmes, The O'Reilly Factor, Hannitys America, Glen Beck.

Books:

Books by Comedians, Magazines, Video Game Novels, and Books about Politics, simple enough?

Heroes:

My Heroes:
- Jesus Christ
- God
- George W. Bush [I'm gonna get flamed for that!]
- Sean Hannity
- Joanna Dark [she can kick some ass]
- Jack Bauer
- Chuck Norris
- Rush Limbaugh
- Ann Coulter
- Bill O'Reilly
- Glen Beck
- Laura Ingraham
- Mark Levin
- Barry Young, Bruce Jacobs and Make Broomhead [local radio hosts on 550 KFYI]
- Trey Parker and Matt Stone
- The 3 Stooges
- John Walsh
- Newt Gingrich
- Dennis Miller [the only man in Hollywood who can support the War and President Bush]
- Ronald Reagan
- Abe Lincoln
- General George S. Patton
- Conan O'Brien
- Dr Cox [even though he is a Liberal bastard, he is a damn funny character]
- Our Soldiers and everyone who supports them

My Blog

Happy Birthday President Bush

Today is the 62nd birthday for President Bush, a man who even though almost the entire country wants him dead... still has the stones to do what he feels is right for the Country, and even though I ha...
Posted by Joe-B (R-AZ) [MHS 09] on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:29:00 PST

The Rants Number 238 "Global Warming = Worse Than Hitler"

      I'm going to keep this one short because most of you already know my feelings on this. But nowadays it seems like the extreme environmentalists believe that Global Warmi...
Posted by Joe-B (R-AZ) [MHS 09] on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:09:00 PST

The Rant’s Number 237 "Scott McClellan"

    I know I am a little late on this one, and there is more exciting news out there like how Obama just kicked Hillary's ass and got enough delegates to be the Democratic nominee [alth...
Posted by Joe-B (R-AZ) [MHS 09] on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:30:00 PST

Sean Hannity’s 10 Items for Victory

    I just have to post this because the Republicans need to see this. I believe that if the Republican Candidates do this, we could win back what we lost in 2006. And if you couple tha...
Posted by Joe-B (R-AZ) [MHS 09] on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:29:00 PST

The Rants Number 236 "Thoughts on the News"

    Okay, for todays excursion into literary mediocrity I am going to talk about all of the things that have been going on in the news that I have been unable to talk about... &nbs...
Posted by Joe-B (R-AZ) [MHS 09] on Fri, 16 May 2008 03:30:00 PST

The Rants Number 235 "Bob Barr = Ross Perot 2"

    Okay.. I'll keep this short because the title says what I think.    Bob Barr has recently announced he is running for President as a Libertarian, and he is getting a ...
Posted by Joe-B (R-AZ) [MHS 09] on Thu, 15 May 2008 03:04:00 PST

The Rants Number 234 "McCain 08"

    Okay...excursion into literary mediocrity...lets light this candle yadda yadda yadda.    Even though I am mad at some of the things that John McCain has done recently...
Posted by Joe-B (R-AZ) [MHS 09] on Sun, 04 May 2008 07:25:00 PST

The Rants Number 233 "The Politics and Censorship of Video Games"

    Alright, for my first true excursion into literary mediocrity in quite some time I am going to talk about Video Games. Now you might want to know why I am doing this... well, everyo...
Posted by Joe-B (R-AZ) [MHS 09] on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:39:00 PST

The Rants Number 232 "Thoughts on many things"

    Okay, I have been gone for a while, because the Xbox 360 and playing Call of Duty 4 online is damn addictive, I want to do something special. Today, I will just post whatever the he...
Posted by Joe-B (R-AZ) [MHS 09] on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:34:00 PST

The Rants Number 231 "A Message to Mrs. Obama"

    First off, this will be really short, because I am sick right now.    So, Michelle Obama, I can think of plenty of reasons to be proud of America, like:our Armyour fr...
Posted by Joe-B (R-AZ) [MHS 09] on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:48:00 PST