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About Me

ABOUT US: we traveled to egypt to learn classical arabic. so far we've mastered the art of arabic insults and street slang. So what if we wear our passports around our necks screaming "we are american citizens. DAMMIT. We have rights".

My Interests

We mostly are to busy to have interests. Otherwise we love answering our vodaphones, harassing people from our balcony, looking for the one star that can be seen in cairo, pretty much just Kilken it.

I'd like to meet:

the King of Egypt

Music:

Any egyptian boy band.

Movies:

Joey the Movie

Television:

we love egyptian Reality TV. that is totally and obviously staged.

Books:

Our favorite book is "Kilkin It In Cairo" written by me and her. Also the pending book "Love is for Losers" by Tuyen Tran.

Heroes:

Anyone who can properly bargain at Khan akaleeli. Also anyone who can locate narcotics in egypt. Anyone who can insult another person without involving thier mom Anyone who can eat all the food offered at an egyptian dinner. Anyone who can MAKE STARBUCKS using danu milk powder and nescafe.

My Blog

A friendly start

Dear Egyptians. Whiteys. and others. Curly bride and I (ghost face) found it necessary to lay down some guidlines. Please do not message us if : * You are holding a Teddy bear with a bow tie in your ...
Posted by American Citizens on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 05:12:00 PST