I think I might have tore my balls. |
This blog is kinda graphic, watch your 6 ... I'm not sure if all people are aware of this, but a mans testes can shrivel up pretty small when their cold. Mine happen to be no exception. So I'm in the ... Posted by on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 00:46:00 GMT |
Catch ya on the flip side. |
I'm going god damn nuts here. What do I write? What do I write? What do I write? I hate this, and the problem, the problem is simple. I don't have any music...
How was everyone's thanksgivin... Posted by on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 01:25:00 GMT |
Gotcha - haha. |
This blog sucks, just warning you now.
The gauntlet was thrown, and I am victorious. Actually, it was more like an infestation, and I am Delbert McClintock. (The exterminator from Arachnophobia... Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 16:51:00 GMT |
Don't underestimate how much floss you'll need. |
You will probably need a longer piece. fffff who am I kidding, I hardly ever floss. I do have floss. It sits in my medicine cabinet waiting for a tangible piece of flotsam to wedge itself in betw... Posted by on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 18:19:00 GMT |
Felineocide, and other personal horror stories. |
She kicked all of the boys out at two am, what was she thinking? Gasp* holy shit it's $ am. I have to run ... zzzzz...... Posted by on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 04:11:00 GMT |
Jeese this guy is kinda hostile. |
Nine Inch Nails - Burn - Bloods pumping racing through my arteries this late afternoon - I was on my way to work. Eight eighty goes from four lanes to five, and then six with two more coming in ... Posted by on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 14:24:00 GMT |
Fuck I lost it. |
A blog written in haste destroyed by a computer wrought with despair, and angst, just like me I suppose. Who we are, and where we are, blue cheese burgers are awaiting for me. The lights a... Posted by on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 01:09:00 GMT |
Nous voudrions vous remercier de votre confiance lors de votre achat d'un produit Zegelin. |
In a startling turn of events, todays news is actually worth perusing over: Man Sues After Using Glue-Covered ToiletI hope he was on a stretcher as they wheeled him on out of there, face down ass up t... Posted by on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 13:59:00 GMT |
Derka Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad! |
Today, in the news:Exxon Mobil 3Q Profit Balloons to $9.92BWhile the armed forces are away, us Americans, real Americans should be at fucking war! civil unrest ensues upon the realization that there i... Posted by on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 16:07:00 GMT |
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