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Chris

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About Me

What can I say??? I burst with pride at the sight of this... or something. Truth is, it was LOTS of fun to do
And... I hope this doesn't need to be said, but, I'm nothing like what's portrayed in either of these two vids!!! It's fun to pretend though... making out with socks is awesome, in theory. And be sure to watch ALL the way to the end!

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My Interests

Music:

Depeche Mode, Partyshank, Moing Units, The Judys, LCD Soundsystem, Ultravox, Shiny Toy Guns, Xymox, Dave Gahan, Martin Gore, Queen, Duran Duran, Prince, Vampire Weekend, Fischerspooner, Franz Ferdinand, Jeff Buckley, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Femme Fatality, Kraftwerk, Heaven 17, The Medic Droid, Hellogoodbye, Finger Eleven, NIN, Jet, Amy Winehouse, Kim Wilde, Deep Dish, Obfusc, Billy Bragg, EforExplosion, The Framework, Missing Persons, Midnight Juggernauts, Sidney Confirm, Styrofoam

Movies:

are things people rent from Netflix

some fine examples would be:
Eyes Wide Shut, Superbad, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankentstein, The Birdcage, Beautiful Thing, Get Real, The Full Monty, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Television:

is a piece of furniture that displays sometimes-entertaining images
Something interesting about this piece of furniture is that not only Conservative Christians, but avowed satanists believe it to be evil. What does that tell us? Hm.

Books:

I love books. All kinds of books. I read all the time.
The Shining, Salem's Lot, Carrie, The Stand, Bag of Bones, Duma Key, Prince of Tides, Lords of Discipline, Les Miserables, Ender's Game, Interview With a Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Vampire Beach, Anthem, Conversations With God, My Year in Ice, After the Quake, Less Than Zero, High Fidelity, How to Be Good, and A Long Way Down are some of my favorites.

Heroes:

Freddie Mercury, Bob Moog, Dave Gahan, Annie Lennox

My Blog

up all night

I watched June become July as the night turned to dawn. Hope everybody's having a great summer so far! You can bet I'm looking just as forward to hearing what at least two of the "big announcements" a...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:06:00 PST

Deaf In the Presence of Running Water

Honey, you know I can't hear youHoney, you know I triedBabe, I shot but I missedBabe, I know you lied.It's just sometimes I can't hear youAnd you blame me for the glitchThat takes over when the Water'...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:33:00 PST

Mildly Misanthropic Bisexuals Don’t Go To Gay Pride Parades in Houston

Mescaline dreams make my head spin, thinkin' 'boutEntropy, got me wishin' that I had a better tool with which to Tell the future, discern the past, re-invent the present, make sure I'm notHellboundCan...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:53:00 PST

THE SECRETS OF ATTRACTION / DISTRACTION

    I'm really just a phantom. I'm not real. A shadow. A breath on your shoulder in the dark corner, that stupid, over-produced song that seems to be on every time you make the mistake ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:14:00 PST

counting - chant for the disturbed

Pump one, pump two, breathe. Pump three, pump four, breathe. Feel the pain. Inhale, exhale. Feel the release. Sweet corruption.Sweet loss.Where does it come from? All this cynicism. All this comedy.Th...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:32:00 PST

Soreness Confounds

He pushed too hard because somebody advised it. They told him "you'd be hotter if only you did. I promise", *grin, twinkle*. So then he stayed up that night, wishing for a Potassium shooter, massaging...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:05:00 PST

Boxing With the Shadowman

So I’m still reeling from our last encounter. There I was, standing outside the gym, on that lonely street, all sweaty, then dirty and sweaty as the dust from the rail road yard across the ...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:06:00 PST

I Remember a Rainy August Afternoon in Leicester

It was a Saturday, and I was terribly sick with a vicious allergy attack, an assault on my upper respiratory system. I was in Leicester, UK for a convention called AMECON, and I was supposed to be at...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:53:00 PST