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Jake

Beer isn't just for breakfast anymore

About Me

Whaddyawanna know?

My Interests

Music, Old movies, Rock Stardom, Girls with Flowers in their Hair, Drinking/Urinating in Public, Late Night Mexican Food, the King of Beers, The Beer of Kings, PBR, Miller High Life, Cooking, Marhsall Amps, Loud Music, Big Rock Shows, Chili Relleno Burritos, where the wild things are...

I'd like to meet:

Evil-doers, troublemakers and hellraisers with a passion for music, dive bars, and living like there's no tomorrow.

Music:

Appetite for Destruction, Hellacopters, Led Zeppelin, Sex Pistols, Dead Boys, AC/DC, Stones, Johnny Thunders, Metallica, Tool, Ramones, Bellrays, Rage, Aerosmith, Black Crowes, Queens of the Stone Age, Blare Bitch, The Stooges, Action 45, Angel City Outcasts, The Clash, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Beck, Kyuss, Grant Green, Beck, Van Halen, Johnny Cash, Pornstore Janitor, Eagles of Death Metal, Street Walkin' Cheetahs, Tom Waits, Turbonegro, The Cult, or anything with loud distorted guitar...

Movies:

citizen kane, dazed and confused, pulp fiction, casablanca, matrix, LA Confidential, Film Noir, any Russ Meyers film...

Television:

Very limited, specific, yet eccentric: Family Guy, Simpsons, Hawaii Five-o, Cheesy Cop Shows, Sopranos,

Books:

Check out Michael Connelly, James Ellroy, Slash's bio kicks ass,

Heroes:

No heroes, but I have a few favorite bars: Frolic Room, Smog Cutter, Short Stop, Little Joy, Tiny's, Burgundy Room, Tiki Ti, Red Lion, GA Green Room (Can't beat the price or location), Drawing Room

My Blog

Escalator Etiquette

Attn: People Subject: How to avoid being a douchebag When using an escalator: walk on the LEFT; stand on the RIGHT. It makes the world a better place.
Posted by Jake on Sat, 17 May 2008 05:51:00 PST

Sleeps wit da fishes

So, I am asked at 3:30 today to find a large, kingsize fish in its entirety - head, tail, body, guts - you name it. For what, you ask? Well, allow me to share the details... The concert industry slaps...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:12:00 PST

I love this Weather

I love this weather. Crisp, cool , cold. Makes you want to dress warm, right? Who are all these morons complaining about how cold it is? Don't run inside, don't turn on the heater, put on some warm fu...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:16:00 PST

Dear Mr. Spicy Bean and Cheese:

Dear Spicy Bean & Cheese burrito from my freezer: Why did you intentionally taunt and cry out for me to eat you last night? You knew I was in a weakened state following excessive consumption of we...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:36:00 PST

Midget Battle Royale

Look out...word on the street is that this February's installment of Lucha vaVoom will feature boy vs girl midget battle Royale. This is truly an event not to be missed.
Posted by Jake on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:49:00 PST

God Damn Capers

Tonight in a haze, trying to put my clothes away in my closet, I inadvertently step on a jar of capers, manage to unscrew the lid, and dump said capers and juice all over my bedroom carpet. Fuck....
Posted by Jake on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:46:00 PST

Ice in the Urinal

Oh the joy of walking into the restroom and finding that someone has filled the urinal with ice. Melting, melting, melting..........gone.
Posted by Jake on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:55:00 PST

Shark Week Concludes

Thank you Chris, Dave and Johny for a most excellent and productive Shark Week. After seven straight days, you will be missed.
Posted by Jake on Mon, 07 May 2007 01:51:00 PST

2am - California, you suck!

Ok, so I'm just getting off work and really want to have a drink. Unfortunately, it's 2am and all bars have closed. It's a good thing California law dictates that it's alright to have a drink at 6:01a...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 02:08:00 PST