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Full Moon Pimp

I Pimp Michael Keeney

About Me

Tattood and pierced freak looking to make local friends, relationship, etc. I'm not interested in friend collectors. If you don't want to write, (at least ONCE in a while!) then I'm not the one for you. I am NOT 14/88, NOT 420. Stop sending friend requests, will ya?Looking for bondage gear? Try:www.sub-shop.com/index.aspwww.extremerestraints.com/home .html

My Interests

Horror movies (esp. Full Moon movies!), tattoos, and body piercings. R.I.P. Dave Oren Ward

I'd like to meet:

Looking for cool people whe enjoy tattoos, body piercing, horror movies, fetish, kink, etc... ..Proud supporter of the

Music:

Slipknot, Mudvayne, Stone Sour, Fear Factory, Biohazard, Skindred, Rob Zombie, Pro Pain, Soulfly, Billy and the Boingers The "Pimpettes"The Challenge of Thor (Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)I AM the God Thor, I am the War God, I am the Thunderer! Here in my Northland, My fastness and fortress, Reign I forever!Here amid icebergs Rule I the nations; This is my hammer, Miölner the mighty; Giants and sorcerers Cannot withstand it!These are the gauntlets Wherewith I wield it, And hurl it afar off; This is my girdle; Whenever I brace it, Strength is redoubled!The light thou beholdest Stream through the heavens, In flashes of crimson, Is but my red beard Blown by the night-wind, Affrighting the nations! Jove is my brother; Mine eyes are the lightning; The wheels of my chariot Roll in the thunder, The blows of my hammer Ring in the earthquake!Force rules the world still, Has ruled it, shall rule it; Meekness is weakness, Strength is triumphant, Over the whole earth Still is it Thor's-Day!Thou art a God too, O Galilean! And thus singled-handed Unto the combat, Gauntlet or Gospel, Here I defy thee!

Movies:

Donnie Darko, The Dead Hate the Living, Puppet Master, The Killer Eye, pretty much ANYTHING from Full Moon, Eurotrip (Scotty doesn't know!), AVP, Basic, Nightmare On Elm Street, Slaughter Disc, Slaughter Studios. Like horror movies? Go to http://the-horror.blogspot.com/Click here!!

Television:

Simpsons, South Park, Supernatural, War At Home, Monk, Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, Bones, Mind of Mencia, Eureka, Burn Notice, Doctor Who, Psych, Scifi's cheesy-assed movies, Who Wants to be a Superhero?

Books:

Anything on Vikings

My Blog

Professional Strongman Jesse Marunde passes away

Well known Professional Strongman Jesse Marunde passed away after a training session at his home in Sequim, WA. We just learned about this recent loss and would like to share our thoughts with everyon...
Posted by Full Moon Pimp on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 07:17:00 PST

George Bush=pro-gay? Read on...

Think about it: even though he claims against gays to keep the Republican vote, more states perform gay marriages than ever and the sodomy laws have been overturned! And all BEFORE the Democrats took ...
Posted by Full Moon Pimp on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:03:00 PST

Are you kidding? Rosie O'Donnell defended Alec Baldwin

(April 23) -- Rosie O'Donnell defended Alec Baldwin, who landed in hot water last week when an angry message he left for his daughter was released to the public.   So let me get this straight: &...
Posted by Full Moon Pimp on Sat, 05 May 2007 07:26:00 PST

Men and women...

Someone asked me last night if a man and women can ever truly be friends. I have always believed the difference between a friendship and a relationship is physical attraction. If the two are not attra...
Posted by Full Moon Pimp on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:40:00 PST

Why I don't believe in Global Warming....

..> Forget about the Republican Vs. Democrat crap; mine is an argument of common sense. Here's how it was taught to me in high school: "Pollution has caused a hole in the ozone layer. This lets in u...
Posted by Full Moon Pimp on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:38:00 PST

Grindhouse

Before I give you my review, I would like to point out that I LOVE cheesy movies with tongue-in-cheek satire.I was going to wait for this movie to come out on video, but a friend (hey Janelle!) talked...
Posted by Full Moon Pimp on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:53:00 PST

What's the worst? Nominations for the "Razzies"

Sure we've probably all heard the nominees for this year's Academy Awards... But who's been nominated for the worst? The Golden Raspberry Award Foundation (winners get a 'Razzie'), has released it's l...
Posted by Full Moon Pimp on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:27:00 PST

Vikings Vs. the Pathfinder movie...

What historically inaccurate garbage! Not only is the plot flawed but Viking helmets didn't even have horns!We could just as easily own them with facts:1. The Sagas speak of encounters with the Skrael...
Posted by Full Moon Pimp on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:30:00 PST

R.I.P. Dave Oren Ward

  Date of birth 21 July 1971Washington, District of Columbia, USA Date of death 2 April 1999Hollywood, California, USA.     Many of you Full Moon fans may recognize him from The K...
Posted by Full Moon Pimp on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:14:00 PST

One nation under God...

I have listened to both sides of this issue and I realized that I am the only adult in this country and that America is wasted on Americans. A productive society would do the following:   Christi...
Posted by Full Moon Pimp on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 12:15:00 PST