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Six Gun Suzie

it's like tryin to wrestle a chicken -T

About Me

Life is a crazy game of Poker, and i love every hand even if it's a bluff, thats just how you gotta play.Things aren't always what they seem. I am all about having a good old time, doing whatever comes next. Right now i am working on being there and doing that. Always on the look out for something new, but love the same old too."Good moring! And I say what a joy it is to read ahead and look into the signs of your future. So much happiness is in store for you the brilliantly lighted stars will be put to shame by the brightness of your life. Oh happiness what an elusive thing you are but thank God you were born beneath the stars. Drop another coin in the slot, and I will tell you more."I don't even have balls and that hurt.Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed; Maybe they're supposed to run wild, until they find someone just as wild to run with.Well a bad idea never felt so good, wouldn't stop even if i could, I'll go there every time, addicted to the rush can't resist the ryme. Fast lane, one way, can't break 'til it's too late. Destination Heartache.

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My Interests

Horseback Ridding-English & Western. Muddin'& Off-Roading in the Jeep A.K.A "The Clam", Fishing,Camping, well anything that includes the outdoors, getting dirty, playin in the snow (whenever it gets here), Dancing to any kinda music, mechanical bull riding, black jack, PBR, & havin good times

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

The Doors are my Favorite, Then in no particular order: Tom Petty, Reel Big Fish, Johnny Cash, CCR, Black 47, Cheap Trick, Johnny Paycheck, Weezer,Deep Purple, Ram Jam, Cat Stevens, Beatles, The Throggs, AC/DC, Reef, Gretchen Wilson, Musichead, Greatful Dead, Dixie Chicks, Gun's & Rose's, Iron Butterfly, ConnerShop, Beach Boys, Tim McGraw, Janis Joplin,She Daisy, Charlie Dainels Band, YardBirds, Steppenwolf, Tesla, Carly Goodwin and pretty much anything else but RAP

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Goonies, Welcome to the dollhouse, American History X, The Devils Rejects, House of a 1000 corpses, Borat, Invincible, Boogie Nights, Big Fish, O'Brother Where art thou, and any that i happen to be in;)skydiving .. width="425" height="350" ..Bikini Bull Riding Winning Ride .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

I don't watch TV; But listen to this, it is way more interesting than TV:The American Dental Assoc. Says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile! Keep this information going! Tell all the people that you see.

Books:

I like People who say: My best friend is employed by pollution! Honestly WHO throws a shoe! I'm #1 on 169th street!! The girlscouts ain't got nothing on me! My robot beat up your honor student! Chicken in a biscut. *Clap* *Clap* Oie, my jewish grandmother! hoo-ra! Whoo-ra! Who-ra! So i shot the guy, and the cops are still looking for the body. Yeaa... 'bout that! What happenes in East Durham, STAYS in East Durham! I love leg warmers! Hurump!! Without warning Do not pick strange smelly nigerians that you don't know AT ALL, BUT YOUR BEST friend said it's ok, from the airport, espically if they get stopped at customs with broken bags of rice and have no sleeping accomidations ANYWHERE in the continental USA or it's territories! Watch out for puddles in the rain. GOT MUDD! DO NOT CHUG BLUE ALCOHOL, AND CONTINUE TO PLAY BEER PONG I like it Vato style, gotta have a missin' tooth. I need a stuffed beaver I left my chicken cutlet on the titty bar stage. I thought makingout was the theme. I am the coolist DORK you'll ever know. At HESS you don't need a quarter to dial 911. LIKE A CHAMP!!! Like i was getting paid Melts in you Suzanne, not in your hand I'm calling the shots tonight BANG-A-RANG Bad Form I don't think thats kitchen talk Amazing storage potential Umm.. Not so much I don't know if you know this but i'm on the job You are my favorite person (at 5 am) RAY CHARLES COULD HAVE SEEN THAT ONE COMMING Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance Technically speaking i do have a pair of balls; stainless steal to be exact. Hidden in my vagina. Life is a game on inches. 'Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.' - John Wayne i damn sure did

Heroes:

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My Blog

My Police Department Updates

June 17, 2006 Written Exam 5047-Jamacia 06:30am -PASS:90 August 20, 2006 First Screening- New York 06:30am- PASS August 25, 2006 Medical Exam-Lefrak City 06:30am- PASS September 10, 2006 Written ...
Posted by Six Gun Suzie on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:40:00 PST

Come on and be a Red Neck TOO

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists...
Posted by Six Gun Suzie on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:44:00 PST

I like People who say:

I like People who say: Rock On!! My best friend is employed by pollution!Honestly WHO throws a shoe!I'm number1 on 169th street!!The girlscouts ain't got nothing on me!My robot beat up your honor...
Posted by Six Gun Suzie on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 04:33:00 PST

bull riding champ

I just wanted to let everyone know that last night i was in the Bikini Bull Riding Finals at Matty T's. And well I effen won. So now Kat and i are are going to Las Vegas in December.I REALLY WANT TO T...
Posted by Six Gun Suzie on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:28:00 PST

i went sky diving today

I jumped out of a plane today, it was the most amazing thing i have done in my life;so far. "On your knees, READY, SET, LET'S GO!!!" and outta the plane we went just falling out of the sky, it's pret...
Posted by Six Gun Suzie on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 05:14:00 PST