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I'm unpredictable

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About Me


Get this video and more at MySpace.com I actually know alot about myself, and I consider myself to improve a little with every change that occurs in my life. I look on the bright side of everything, and know that everything happens for a reason. I don't get worked up over my problems, they'll work themselves out, and it'll happen the way it's suppose too. I love change and adapt to it very well. I can read people pretty well, which makes me very helpful when it comes to your problems, and would do anything for a friend who would do anything for me.(In other words, if my car is broken down in New Orleans a friend would drop something exciting he is doing to come and get me, I have had one of those I know of) Just ask, I'm pretty good with favors (depending on the favor, I don't do sexual ones) and I don't spread rumors or tell your secrets when I have been privileged enough to hear them. As far as girls go, I'm always looking for the one that will never leave my head and have me always wondering how I ended up with her, I may have already met her, but fate takes over at some point.I don't get mad, I don't get stressed. I hope when I'm gone everyone remembers me as being one of those people everyone remembers. (wait what?) When I grow up, if I haven't already I want to be doing something that I'm happy to do everyday of my life. (Which is something I'm good at) Being happy at a job I will spend the rest of my life at will mean more to me then having to spend 10 years in college. I'm in no hurry to hit the real world and it's not ready for me anyway. I refuse to smoke, and have a guilty habit of holding my breath by someone coughing until I am a safe distance away. I work-out six times a week and run twice everyday. My happiness and health are some of the most important things to me right now, not to mention the well-being of the people I know and see everyday, I wish them more success than myself. Somehow my body finds a way to never be sick, and I have yet to break a single bone. Your mistakes are what make you and I have made alot of big ones in my life. Never let something bad in your life get you down. "Yes!" we all have problems some worse than others, but at some point you have got to work them out and move on to bigger, better things. I used alot of drugs my junior year in high school which I have stopped using, but I would never take back what I did because it made me who I am today and I like who I am. I used to think that everyone should try them at least once for the experience, but I have recently decided that no good comes from even a first time experience with drugs. It took me over 5 phases (Chubby, Chubby Loser, Chubby Freak/Gothic, Chubby Raver/Drug Addict, Stylish/Fit Chubby Personality still a loser) to realize who I was, and now that I believe I have established that I love who I am and hope I never change, but what person doesn't have a few wrongs that they wanna right before leaving this incredible life? I also got two DWI's in one month about 4 years ago that left me without my license for one year, you really find out who your friends are when you just need a ride to the CircleK around the corner for a friggin' corn dog, I don't eat those anymore sadly. But I'm not kidding when I say I grew up alot when that happened, plus now I can say I have been to prison twice and that's hardcore, some guys in there wanted my clean socks I told him to kiss my ass. Then I shanked him with my toothbrush. (Just joking) I used to be fat up until about 3 years ago which helped me develop an incredible personality and an awesome sense of humor. I believe had I been thin my whole life, God would not have given me the personality I have today. Getting to see both sides of the spectrum shows you alot about how people view the overweight. It is a terrible burdon, and kids treat it the worst. Not to mention losing 55lbs. really makes life alot more fun.Thanks Jerry. I make sure to have fun wherever I go and treat everyone with the respect they deserve, but if your a jerk I'll give you some 'act right.' I'm quick to put you in your place if your wrong in the situation, especially if you talk behind someone's back or if your taking your anger out on the wrong person or even someone who doesn't deserve it. Believe me it's weird if I'm mad because I don't use curse words and I don't ever have that look on my face (and if I want I can make my voice sound just like your dad when you were upstairs as a kid and he yelled at you to come down to him b/c you were in trouble, scary I know) I try to be as real as I can at all times, I'm never fake and I do my best to always be myself and be my own person regardless of what anyone thinks about me. But I'm pretty friggin' loveable so it be hard not to like me in the first place. I'm all about fun at the perfect time, and I wanna be able to look back on life as being something I'LL NEVER REGRET DOING. I like to make sure everyone around me is as comfortable as possible, and I swear I really do care more about other people's feelings before my own. I enjoy everything about Louisiana, but I hope I don't live here some day. I need to see the world and experience everything it has to offer. Which is why I hope to take a Summer Abroad to Greece preferably. I'm afraid to be old and unhealthy, so my life is all about doing everything I can to stay in really good shape (When I'm 80 I'll be that sweaty old man you see on the side of the road with his shirt off running the same speed as your car. I hope to age very well, and become rich and famous. Even though I'm fighting about 1 billion other Americans for that same dream. Regardless, my dad could beat up your dad anyday. I hope I've given you some insight into my personna, and I don't think I left anything out. Or come ask me while I'm cleaning your mom's pool.(It's the most I can do for everything she does for me) My life is a movie that isn't bein filmed, so if you wanna catch an episode you should become one of my best friends. (They got front row seats) By the way I'm told I'm amazing. My life always gets better with every change. I care alot about everyone in my life, I always wish them the best, and I hope they know I care more about their feelings more than my own. But every now and then I do have to do what's right for me, I just hope it can be right for a couple of ya'll at the same time. It will always work itself out exactly the way it's suppose to, look on the brightside and know that you'll look back one day and be really happy with all your deicisions as long as you tried as hard as you could to get what you want and what others need. I love all my friends and the people closest to me, I hope you always stay with me. Especially my dad, he has always been there for me, and without him I would be face down in a ditch somewhere beggin for another cup of sugar water and a donut. myspace layouts & contact tables biz/simplesurveys/paid-surveys.php'GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Name: Ryan
Birthdate: You buy the I'll celebrate anytime.
Birthplace: Women's Hospital 3rd Floor Room 117 off Airline Hwy.
Current Location: Center for White Trash Activity, Louisiana
Eye Color: Blue/Green/Yellow, ya gotta look pretty close, not to close I bite
Hair Color: Blondish Orangish, depends on how much slave work I'm doin in the sun
Height: 6'1, yeah we all know I'm dreamin at a steady 5'10''
Weight: 172lbs, but it fluctuates alot especially if you buy that
Piercings: None now, thank God, but the ears still look like they are
Tatoos: No, never made that leap
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Not right now, I'm pretty picky and tough to commit
Overused Phraze: Son of a.... Bitch and Whateva
FAVORITES
Food: CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN
Candy: M&M's, and is Orbit gum a candy
Number: Yeah, how pathetic do I have to be to put that on here
Color: Blue and Purple are the bomb
Animal: I would be a cheetah
Drink: I FRIGGIN LOVE WATER AND TEA, and ROCKSTAR energy drink
Alcohol Drink: Don't like drinking that much anymore, but Rum is always gone
Bagel: Blueberry, oh Gawd yeah
Letter: In Band in high school, shut up it counts
Body Part on Opposite sex: Big fan of the rear, but stomachs are hot
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, can't stand those drinks
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Swore off fast food years ago
Strawberry or Watermelon: Hard decision, but strawberries can make a bad day good
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea, hands down, if I do the brewin'
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla, oh man ice cream all over me sounds good
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate, coffee stunts my growth
Kiss or Hug: Depends on who the kiss or hug is for
Dog or Cat: Siberian Husky
Rap or Punk: Both make me catch the wall, when my London bridge falls down
Summer or Winter: Summer, the weather is cool, the pools are warm, Cycling and Running Season
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Nothing beats a scary movie with a girl you care about, or a funny movie with friends
Love or Money: I love money
YOUR...
Bedtime: Usually 2am, my mom still won't let me stay up late
Most Missed Memory: That night I got so drunk, wait wait, I don't remember that night
Best phyiscal feature: Calves that look like ninja turtle feet, but I got some luscious lips
First Thought Waking Up: I gotta go running
Goal for this year: To finish this semester with A's & B's, meet a good girl too
Best Friends: Cade Holliet, Stephen Pepitone, Josh Salow, Aimee Greene, Joyce Edge, Monique Landaiche, Jonathan Pierce
Weakness:
Fears: Bad Health, and being unhappy with my career
Heritage: My family came over on the Mayflower
Longest relationship: 8 months, and that was a stretch
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Maybe sometime back in High School
Ever Smoked: For one month then swore it off forever, disgusting
Pot: Yes
Ever been Drunk: I always drink too much and forget if I was drunk or not
Ever been beaten up: No, and in jail they tried but I fought them off with a toilet seat
Ever beaten someone up: Yes, those guys in jail using a toilet seat man, I told ya
Ever Shoplifted: I was such a klepto when I was like 13
Ever Skinny Dipped: More times then I want to admit
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: No, dumping is a strong word, why waste time with someone it won't last with
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Crystal blue
Favorite Hair Color: Blonde, no real hair preference though
Short or Long: I like it to stop right below the shoulders
Height: Just shorter than me is fine
Style: Their own style
Looks or Personality: Personality makes you beautiful
Hot or Cute Beautiful
Drugs and Alcohol: No drugs, drink in moderation
Muscular or Really Skinny: Good shape, as long as they are happy
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: NONE, and that's for sure
What country do you want to Visit: Australia
How do you want to Die: I'm not going to die
Been to the Mall Lately: I work there
Do you like Thunderstorms: Running in the rain, is nostaulgic
Get along with your Parents: Extremely well
Health Freak: The biggest one you'll ever meet
Do you think your Attractive: I believe I am kind of good looking.
Believe in Yourself: I've never let myself down
Want to go to College: I'm in college
Do you Smoke: NO WAY, cigarettes are bad
Do you Drink: A little, not too often
Shower Daily: Twice a day, love being clean, and dirty though
Been in Love: No, I'll know when it happens though
Do you Sing: Yeah, back ground vocals on all the U2 tracks
Want to get Married: When I'm in love
Do you want Children: I'll cross that bridge when I get there
Have your future kids names planned out: "Mow the Grass" and "Clean your Room"
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: I've been looking for my virginity for a long time now.
Hate anyone: No, hate is a horrible emotion to let control you
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My Interests

My FRIENDS and FAMILY, cars and trucks, DRUMS (rockstar), music, MOVIES, extreme sports, soccer, MARATHONS, mountain biking, NUTRITION, RUNNING, CYCLING, FITNESS, HEALTH, working out, running the lakes, ARCHITECTURE, beer pong, helping less fortunate(that includes me), Elisha Cuthbert, Spinning Rim Belt Buckles, Hoola Hooping, NOT SMOKING, going out, M&M's, Cookies (especially two cookies w/ icing in the middle), stripping for dem dollars, And sometimes I just feel like dancing. I'm also an awesome cook.
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I'd like to meet:

Ryan Reynolds, Dane Cook, Lance Armstrong, Jim Carrey, and Elisha Cuthbert (because that's who I want to marry someday, I hope she knows) the girl of my dreams would be nice too.
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Music:

How can I choose just one type, I dance and sing so well to all of them

Movies:

Van Wilder/ Wedding Crashers / Mr. & Mrs. Smith (God, I look just like Brad) / I feel like such a dork, but I really liked Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter movies rock too, and Troy cuse I look just like Brad Pitt, bitch. But Steeling Magnolias was touching too, wait did that sound gay? Plus, any movie I will star in, in the near future.

Television:

I really don't get alot of time to watch television between being a dog walker and a fence builder. Strange jobs I know, but they make me happy. Kidding, come on. Don't believe crap like that when I say it. I really don't watch alot of TV though.
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Books:

Give me a break, who really friggin' reads. I don't have time for that, I got kids to support. Now that's real. No but seriously I don't have any kids I just can't comprehend what I read. I'm street smarts all the way.

Heroes:

Mr. Incredible from the Incredibles, Spiderman, Batman (the Micheal Keaton Batman not Val Kilmer Batman) OH yeah, Green Lantern that guy never got the credit. Last but not least, Thelma and Louise, any bitches that can drive themselves off a cliff hardcore like that are bad ass. Most women would miss the edge of the cliff and hit a parked car. And Lance Armstrong because that man is still a man of virtue and ability even with everything he has been through. I hope to ride beside him one day.
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