SAGITTARIUS!! thats me!!! is it on the money? ;) |
SAGITTARIUS
Sagittarius the Archer is a fun-loving masculine sign, the ninth sign of the tropical zodiac. The Sun on his annual journey shines through Sagittarius from Nov 22 to Dec 21, though ...
Posted by JAS on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:04:00 PST |
BIRTHDAY MONTH |
font size="+1">DecemberLoyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves pr...
Posted by JAS on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:58:00 PST |
REAL FRIENDS |
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and t...
Posted by JAS on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST |
Men's Side of the story |
We always hear the rules" from the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You'...
Posted by JAS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
AWESOME!!!! |
Shawn William Scott, i heard, is suppose to be at CLICKS tonight and i'm going to see this shit. Hopefully he goes so i can get some pics nad post them later for ya'll to see. I know he has been aroun...
Posted by JAS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Questions that will always remain unanswered |
Questions that will always remain unanswered
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as...
Posted by JAS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
PENIS RAISE |
Penis Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I am always using my head first
* I do not get RDO's, wee...
Posted by JAS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
QUESTIONS |
Funny Questions
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called H...
Posted by JAS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Funny Story |
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was ...
Posted by JAS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
TOP 10 THINGS WOMAN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY: |
TOP 10 THINGS WOMAN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating meat.
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Posted by JAS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
