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dame judi dench

it's all gonna finally happen now

About Me

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My Interests

writing screenplays, getting tattoos, pole dancing, nineteen year-old girls, karaoke, giving lap dances for free, meeting creative, passionate people who are genuine and STD-free.

I'd like to meet:

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Which Laguna Beach Character are You?

Talan
you are cute.. but your ultimate goal is to score the perfect chick

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Music:

nina simone, tom waits, the clash, misfits, le tigre, demented are go, new order, loretta lynn, led zeppelin, the yeah yeah yeahs, erykah badu, afi, guns 'n roses, sleater-kinney, joy division, the distillers, van halen, the pretenders, new york dolls, the queers, rancid, pink floyd, miles davis, aretha franklin, patti labelle, the cure, veruca salt, the cult, tiger army, turbonegro, t-rex, happy mondays, the faint, the bravery, beastie boys, the doors, esthero, muse, black sabbath, the toadies, dusty springfield, mariah carey, madonna, the pixies, elliott smith, television, iggy pop and the stooges, sahara hotnights, anti-flag, fugazi, finch, beth orton, taking back sunday, the postal service, taylor dayne, david bowie, 2 live crew, the damned, the dictators, the slits, chicks on speed, massive attack, diana krall, ira and george gershwin, starlight mints, gg allin, bad wizard, weezer

Movies:

ghost world, waiting for guffman, the deer hunter, young frankenstein, heathers, all about eve, blazing saddles, midnight cowboy, annie hall, dog day afternoon, rushmore, being john malkovich, pink flamingos, female trouble, adaptation, fight club, pulp fiction, camp, coal miner's daughter, raising victor vargas, buffalo '66, royal tenenbaums, psycho, high fidelity, 24 hour party people, network, bonnie and clyde, talk to her, rear window, before night falls, jules and jim, my fair lady, the sound of music, requiem for a dream, trainspotting, your friends and neighbors, toy story 1 and 2, shrek, manhattan, short cuts, the player, doctor zhivago, grosse pointe blank, lovely and amazing, walking and talking, the opposite of sex, good will hunting, election, flirting with disaster, casino, grease, edward scissorhands, high anxiety, the birds, sunset boulevard, best in show, alice doesn't live here anymore, lost in tranlation, the last waltz, spellbound, memento, working girl, clockwatchers, pecker, primal fear, hairspray, welcome to the dollhouse, happiness, baby boom, in the bedroom, american beauty, this is spinal tap, kramer vs. kramer, coming home, the nightmare before christmas, boyz in the hood, shampoo, the house of sand and fog, citizen ruth, do the right thing, about schmidt, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, and beaver got a boner

My Blog

Ruffles vs. Doritos

Ruffles vs. Doritos ...
Posted by dame judi dench on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:44:00 PST

tallahassee no more/ bullwinkles you shall be missed

i have come to the conclusion that six months after graduating with a creative writing degree (minor in film studies) that waiting tables at b. fucking merrell's just isn't cutting it. and so, since m...
Posted by dame judi dench on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 08:44:00 PST

graduating is not meant for the procrastinators

so i've been playing phone tag with my parents (really my mom) for these past few weeks or so. i've been working - - actually pulling overtime - - so i really don't have a minute to myself. that minut...
Posted by dame judi dench on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm all about double fisting with the blog action

i haven't blogged in a while. fuck me i'm white. actually toni at work said to me that god put me in the wrong skin. apparently i'm uber black. which makes sense. i mean, my penis is over 10 inches lo...
Posted by dame judi dench on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i want you to join my band

why the fuck not? i'm not fucking joking. i've been writing some songs a bit and i'm totally in to this whole fucking rock/punk thing, man. come on, it might actually be fun. seriously, i'm thinki...
Posted by dame judi dench on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why i hate skinny girls who think they're carrie bradhsaw by chesty mcgee

am i supposed to be intimidated by 80 pound sophomores who wear miniskirts and these hideous ugg knock-off boots in december in tallahassee? first of all, those fugly boots weren't even in when the...
Posted by dame judi dench on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i is special, i is

so kate's been keeping me company and eating spinach dip at cabo's with me and my mommy since tuesday. we had a lovely time at the various "hot spots" in town and drinking our body weight in Malibu an...
Posted by dame judi dench on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i bet lindsay lohan would buy my shirt

i just made a few cd's for people and a t-shirt for me. it came out pretty bad ass. it's not like iron -on letters, i mean i do that too, but this is transfered images and sayings or designs around th...
Posted by dame judi dench on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what the fuck?!

okay, so i kinda spent the night at this guy's house two nights ago. he really doesn't deserve any more screen time, so i won't grace his name on here. and, i mean, i feel like a cunt. we actually...
Posted by dame judi dench on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

baby got back

"i wish there was a way of graduating college, meeting interesting people, going out, getting drunk, sleep with people, all while not wearing pants and half drunk on PBR. if i figure that out, do you ...
Posted by dame judi dench on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST