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Paul

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About Me

Apparently, and this is a recent change, I have become conscious of the condition of the world around me. I have decided that I will make a concerted effort to better the world in which we all live. I'm not going to go around hugging trees...I'm not a filthy hippy...but I have to live by my conscience.
I'm not going to try to charm you or deceive you just for you to like me. That's not the man that I am. My name's Paul, I live in Fort Worthless but recently moved here after 2 years in Cali. I arrived here via San Diego, San Francisco, El Paso, East SF bay, Denver, and Houston. I have moved around a bit over the years, searching for what I thought I wanted and realized I was after the wrong thing. I'm really just looking for a friend at this point, someone easy to talk to.
I'm not into fancy things or showing off, I have nothing to prove to anyone but myself. I like to make people laugh and I'm usually pretty good at it, but I do have a serious side. I love my family, they are very important to me, no matter how far away I am from them.
I still get the chills watching fireworks, even after watching them 7 days a week from my porch on mission bay in san diego. I'm happy to have found self control in my drinking, but every now and then it's good to let loose and have too much fun. I don't miss being young or the good times I've had, the memories are precious and I sometimes smile at their random rememberance.
I believe Integrity is one of the most important character traits in friends, your word is your bond. You don't have to say "I Promise" if you always keep your word. Now I think I'm just rambling on...SO...I'm not looking to get married or run away with anyone. I am looking for someone with whom I can share my thoughts on the physics of Jell-o or the endearing warmth of Willy Wonka.
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My Interests

Paintball, injuring myself playing paintball, recovering from the pain of paintball. Live shows, laughing at the drunks, sleeping in, a good movie! camping out, bonfires, weekends at the beach, forgetting to go home on the weekend, listening to a good story, sunrise the morning after a good party, meeting people different than me, trying new food, travel, drunken snow angels, skiing (snow), moving to a new place, random phone calls from friends.

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I'd like to meet:

people with something to say, people with something to share. I like to listen so you had better like to talk. other vegetarians interested in sharing meals and/or recipes. Beyond that, I just want to make some friends in this strange land....make some new memories.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Paul
Birthday: 8/12/77
Birthplace: houston, TX
Current Location: funkytown
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blond
Height: 5'14.75"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: texan and german
The Shoes You Wore Today: 14-eye oxblood doc's
Your Weakness: a girl that really knows how to dance
Your Fears: midgets
Your Perfect Pizza: hmmm, people in texas won't get this but the chicken and garlic gourmet from round table
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: CCNA
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hate this mattress
Your Best Physical Feature: my beer gut
Your Bedtime: between 10pm and 2am
Your Most Missed Memory: walking down PB in the summer of 04
Pepsi or Coke: wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Spiral Diner, the meat is just better (it's a vegetarian restaurant)
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: chai?
Chocolate or Vanilla: peanut butter panic
Cappuccino or Coffee: bottled iced frap's
Do you Smoke: used to, not anymore
Do you Swear: fuck no!
Do you Sing: if you're special
Do you Shower Daily: well, I've missed one here or there, but I enjoy bathing and smelling nice, just ask the girlies that know me
Have you Been in Love: I thought I was....once
Do you want to go to College: do I want to go BACK to college...AGAIN? the answer is yes
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in GOD
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't think I'm ugly, but I do think I'm kind of goofy-looking
Are you a Health Freak: hold on, let me ask my beer gut,"beer gut, are we health freaks?".......it said no
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: I absolutely love them
Do you play an Instrument: I'm learning to play the banjo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: who, ME?
In the past month have you Smoked: ew, no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I am high on life (cereal)! no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately, yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: mmmm, I miss sushi most of all, I will eventually have it again
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: not in the past month
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: does my bath tub count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: a texan is never drunk as long as he can hold onto a blade of grass to prevent himself from falling off the face of the earth....and by those rules, yes, twice
Ever been called a Tease: not I
Ever been Beaten up: I've been beaten pretty hard, but I haven't been knocked down (or through the side of a schoolbus) since I was in 3rd grade
Ever Shoplifted: um, in 6th grade, but only once or twice
How do you want to Die: quickly...in my sleep, suddenly without any warning, whatever
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I dont want to grow up, I'm a toys'r'us kid, there's a million toys at toys'r'us that I can play with, from bikes to trains to video games, the biggest toy store there is, I don't want to grow up 'cause if I did, I wouldn't be a toys'r'us kid!
What country would you most like to Visit: all of them
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any...but she absolutely MUST have at least 2 eyes
Favourite Hair Color: it doesn't matter....but I'm a fan of chesnut brown
Short or Long Hair: I'm a sucker for a girl with a shaved head
Height: any
Weight: proportionate, I dig a few curves
Best Clothing Style: the image in my head of my perfect woman does not, I repeat DOES NOT include clothing
Number of Drugs I have taken: it doesn't matter, your past is your past, I have a past too
Number of CDs I own: who really cares about that stuff
Number of Piercings: I like a girl with pierced ears
Number of Tattoos: 0-1000
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0-1000

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Music:

Rockabilly, Psychobilly, old skool punk, Oi!, classic counrty, anything I can pretend to dance to, anything worth doing for Car-Karoaoke, Funk, classic Soul, texas blues, classic rock, classical Piano, Flamenco, classic X-mas music (I even sing it in the summer)

Movies:

anything that can make me laugh, a good character driven sci-fi movie, other than that I'm a bit critical of most commercial movies, they lack so much. Where's the PLOT?

Television:

not so much here, I prefer to get out of the house and entertain myself. Of course, there are times when I like to sit home on the couch, but I prefer to watch movies then. If I HAD to pick a few TV shows, I would have to say the original CSI (for making me think), That 70's Show (for making me laugh) and pretty much anything on the History Channel or the Discovery Channel (for teaching me obscure and useless information). Also a big fan of Lost and both Stargate SG1 and Stargate Atlantis

Books:

The Killer Angels, The Discworld Series, The HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy, historical fiction and comedy-sci-fi. authors like Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchet that impose their whimsical, slightly deranged sense of humor on you...suggest a book, please!

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Heroes:

my dad. If I am half the man he is, my son will be twice the man I am (if I ever have one)

My Blog

my silly cousin

she posted a blog, her first day as a myspacer and she posted a blog...it made me laugh (and worry about her cognitive abilitiesand the state of this nations education system).in reference to those wh...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:33:00 PST

sleeping in

you say the early bird gets the wormI say the early worm gets eatenwho decides if we're the bird or the worm?I'm sleeping in!
Posted by Paul on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:44:00 PST

Procrasti Nation

sometimes I stop and wonder what it is I'm waiting for, like this life is just a precursor to something more exciting. time seems to be moving faster these days, I'm losing ground that will never be m...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:19:00 PST

in a glass of rum

I'm taking a swim in a glass of rum, forgive me if my spelling fails me. tomorrow my friend gets married, the following day I get to experience torture by travel, but tonight I am wrapped in a blanket...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 09:31:00 PST

I wrote it, I can post it!

Jumpin Jehosephat Tumbling:I love that you find a way to express yourselfI love that you can be open with the thorns that tear at your heartI love that you are not afraid to be vulnerableI love that y...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:00:00 PST

around the block and back

first:VEGAS WAS AWESOME!that being said, I'm sofa king excited about the wedding next weekend! I'm excited to see one of my dearest friends stand in front of everyone he thinks is important and tell t...
Posted by Paul on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 06:21:00 PST

out of my mind

I must be out of my mind...I have been considering a personal challenge of seeing how many movies I can watch at the dollar theatre this week. I'm thinking I can get to Meet the Robinsons at least twi...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:04:00 PST

Found a Peanut

wow, what a week. It started off with finding a kitten at work, she appeared to be battleship grey but I am told that after a bath in Dawn dish soap that she is actually white.Thrusday, on my way to m...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 10:48:00 PST

silent songs

Writing my song is more difficult than I thought,I haven't found my rhythm and I can't seem to rhyme.I took a couple dance classes,I spent my time alone,I tried so hard to thinkof something everyone w...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:47:00 PST

outstanding success

I can't exactly say what it was that made most of today so mind-numbingly miserable but it was. to top things off, I've been excited about taking swing-dance lessons for 3 weeks and I STILL can't find...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:54:00 PST