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The John

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About Me

My breath stinks almost as bad as my feet. My back has more hair than my chest, and my chest has a lot. I hide in my ex girlfriends bushes and stare in her window because i know she likes it, the restraining order is just her playing hard to get. I have a combover, cuz its hot. My favorite foods are generally canned or powdered. My redish, brownish, rusty '87 Ford Festiva has spinners on it for all the ladies. If you are my friend I will write you 4 times a day and comment on every picture about how you look hot and I'm jealous of whatever inatimat object your holding. I have to find a new mate once a year when he or she turns 14 cuz they have gotten to old. My roomates keep telling me I need to move out and get a job, but i think its just another way my parents are trying to bring me down.
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My Interests

clubing baby seals.

I'd like to meet:

Randy Newman
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Music:

David Hasselhoff is a god!!! GOD!!!!!! I like funk, punk,ska, metal, country, hip-hop, jam bands, bluegrass, techno,jazz, middle eastern and pretty much everything else the Columbia House cataloge does not have to offer. I dont belive people should design thier life around the genera of music they listen to. I also wish people would open thier minds and ears to all the wonderful music that is waiting around every corner. Michael Jackson will always be the greatest preformer ever. I need 4 other guys to start a boy band so sign up now.

Movies:

Disney Flix, and midget porn.

Television:

The history channel shows about yarn. Late night cinemax movies. Barney (my new boyfriend likes it).

Books:

comic books and dirty magazines.

Heroes:

Wayne Newton, Bob Ross, Bill Clinton, Rosanne Barr, John Tesh, Paul Reubens, Peter North, Donny Wahlberg, Nancy Kwon, Kirk Cameron, Santa, the Easter Bunny, Luke Skywalker, James Lipton and Randy Newman.