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Jon ChЯistian

Hold Me by the Ankles and Wipe My Butt

About Me

I'm an artist and a musician, I have been an artist since my first breath, it's what I do for a living, I graduated highschool early at 16 and started art college in San Francisco, listening to lots of KoRn and Metallica while making art. My Piano teacher taught at Juiliard in NY and I spent 4 years with her as a child prodigy and released from her, her piano lineage originated from Chopin right down the line to my hands, I wish I could play everyday still and be ready for show at any time but I play guitar everyday I have a guitar on me just about always, my guitar teacher taught both guitarists from KoRn, he's a beautiful human being and amazing beyond my belief on the strings. I wish for everyone to know what kind of person I am and to know more about me, but I can't sum it up here, If everyone knew me already it would be easier. My heart is huge, it get's hurt being so huge cause people can't deal, but I will keep on loving and living, it's all I can do.
Here is Advanced Guitar Techniques for KoRn fans...not a song but for practice...song writing requires a lot...sometimes turning off the distortion or picking up an acoustic, Corazón!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you want to learn how to play guitar, and be a great guitar player, especially if you are a KoRn fan, go here.

My Interests

Art, Music, Muscle Cars, Movies, Traveling, Games, Reading, Music Theory, Shredding, Chord Work, Expiremental and Programmed Tones, Keys, Nintendo, Beats, Time, Math, Art Tools, Creating, Writing, Recording Studio's, DAT Tapes, Astral Projection, The Acacic Archives, Human Heart/Thought/Emotion/Genome, The Ground, Relaxation, Dendrites, Kickin it n' Chillin, Women, Making Love.

I'd like to meet:

I only wanna love people, that's what my time is for.

Music:

Slipknot, Mudvayne, Metallica, Pantera, Deftones, KoRn , Incubus, Audioslave, Chevelle, A Perfect Circle, TOOL, 10 Years, Earshot, Stone Sour, Damageplan, Soulfly, Staind, Hatebreed, Down, Superjoint Ritual, Sevendust, Cold, Coal Chamber, DevilDriver, Lamb of God, Six Feet Under, Otep, Fear Factory, Blindside, Cannibal Corpse, Behemoth, Sepultura, Slayer, Nile, Deacide, Napalm Death, Dying Fetus, Amon Amarth, American Head Charge, Dilinger Escape Plan, Misfits, Black Flag, Minor Threat, Pennywise, Samhain, Social D, Corrosion of Comformity, Helmut, Snot, Rammstein, Taproot, Bad Religion, Suicidal, Agent Orange, Descendants, TSOL, Operation Ivy, Fugazi, Rancid, Transplants, Nine Inch Nails, Chemical Brothers, Aphex Twin, Massive Attack, RHCP, Smashing Pumpkins, Radio Head, Temple of the Dog, Sound Garden, Pearl Jam, STP, Rage, Chris Cornell, Alice in Chains, Finch, Mad Season, Foo Fighters, The Cure, The Faint, The Strokes, The Killers, The White Stripes, Rise Against, My Chemical Romance, Queens of the Stone Age, The Screaming Trees, The Offspring, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Beck, Weezer, James Taylor, Bad Company, Frank Zappa, Great White, Guns and Roses, Skid Row, Nirvana, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles , The Doors , Sabath, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, Mamma's and Pappa's, Johnny Cash, Jefferson Airplane, The Who, Creedence, Led Zeppelin, A never ending list of Jazz and Blues Artist's and Classical Composers, Regular Nintendo and the list goes on...forever...

Guitar= James Shaffer, Brian Welch, J.R. Goldman , SRV!, Yngwie Malmsteen, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Mark Kendall, Edward Van Halen, Johnny Hiland, Jimmy Page, Kirk Hammet, Jack Owen, BB King, Scott Henderson, Tom Morello, Kim Thayil, Jerry Cantrell, Kurt Cobain, Mike McCready, John Frusciante, Greg Tribett, Stephen Carpenter, Mick Thompson, James Root, Mark Morton, Jeff Kendrick, Zachary Baker, Brian Haner Jr., Chet Atkins, Les Paul, Buckethead, Shawn Lane, Jason Becker, Marty Friedman, Paul Gilbert, John Petrucci, Paco de Lucia, Robert Fripp, Nuno Bettencourt, Stanley Jordan, Randy Rhodes, Zak Wylde, Tony Iommi, Jimi Hendrix, Nicolo Paganini(violin), Bach, Dimebag Darrell Abbott.

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Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Movies:

American History X, The Matrix, Altered States, Heavy Metal, Phenomenon, Equilibrium, Gone in 60 Seconds, Bullit, The Stoned Age, Scar Face, GoodFellas, Casino, and a whole bunch more...

Television:

I don't watch a lot of TV, when I do I like Metalocalypse, Sea Lab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The News, History Channel, Discovery Channel, BBC, PBS, BET Jazz Channel, Comedy Central, SNL, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, South Pork, from time to time I'll watch the show "cheaters" fucking great fucking shit, when the dude is all "do you know what you did?" "look it's right here on video" (retards).I miss 3-2-1 Contact, Square One and Shining Time Station(with Ringo Star!!), oh and Inspect her Gadget.

Books:

From left to Right....................................................... ............................................................ .............................................

Heroes:

My Mom, She has the biggest heart in the world and I love her.

My Dad .. He passed away just last year, He was a Sociologist and an Aeronautical Scientist, He was a military instructor pilot for 24 years(four rows of medals), he's responsible for a countless number of deaths, and saving millions of lives, he flew the Secretary of State during the Reagan Administration, He served three tours of Viet Nam and Flew George Bush Sr. in Vietnam while he was in the CIA.
He was the greatest person that ever lived, I miss him more than anyone can miss anyone, every second of all days.

My Blog

sick

yesterday I threw up from the anus only 3 times, but the day before I consecutively threw up from my anus 8 times throughout the day. That is all the information that I wanted to let you all know, not...
Posted by Jon Ch/istian on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:18:00 PST

Can't sleep

I'm feeling like typing.......I'm getting older, I'm learning new ways to be calm, I'm learning ways to stop depression, something in me I guess is tired of it, I've had a lot of it, I'm usually a com...
Posted by Jon Ch/istian on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:06:00 PST

How does this feel?

Right so yeah, I curl myself up into a ball and roll into the corner, then I rock back and forth and cry until I black out, and I know when it's over I can get up and stand just fine, and for sure I'm...
Posted by Jon Ch/istian on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 02:58:00 PST

It hurts really bad

mmmm hmmm, feeling how I have been lately, I would be punching my eyeballs because they won't stop leaking and punching my heart, but I don't know how to cry, my whole body is full of anxiety, I'm bur...
Posted by Jon Ch/istian on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:37:00 PST

The Tao of Jon

What the fuck ever happened the fun people? huh? is it just me, has the laughter fucking turned to shit, is everyone just a bunch of superficial mother fuckers? whatever happened to being cool? is eve...
Posted by Jon Ch/istian on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:00:00 PST

girls

Current Mood: I feel like ranting, more crap no one wants to read, I'm tired of going after girls, shouldn't be so much trouble just to get a girl, a waste of god damn time, I should be concerned...
Posted by Jon Ch/istian on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 03:33:00 PST

Segway

A few weeks ago, I got to ride a segway and I saw it again the other day, well, it was really generic cause, there were no keys, so, I'm still like, dude, it's a segway, I've seen a few, never got the...
Posted by Jon Ch/istian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

For the N.E.R.D's

This is fun... Ok, go download a ROM emulator that plays old Super Nintendo games, then download the game Vegas Stakes. Now here are the instructions: 1. Go to the 2020 Casino 2. Go to the Rou...
Posted by Jon Ch/istian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I love me

No!! I don't wanna get dressed and go see a football game I still don't wanna go Did you say CANDY!!!!!!! Let's go, were going right now right?...
Posted by Jon Ch/istian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sad news

Today is a sad day, this afternoon I found out that my piano teacher passed away a while back, I havent kept in touch but I found out today. http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2002/Dec-20...
Posted by Jon Ch/istian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST