I like to write to strange girls, despite the fact that I have a pretty rockin' girlfriend, in hopes of getting some more attention on myspace! I also enjoy adding mentally retarded whores to my friends list, because I seriously believe they want to be my "friend", and not offer me links to their shitty porn sites. So if you're interested in helping me destroy an already failing relationship, HOLLA! As you can see, I don't discriminate against crack whores, mail order brides, or thinly veiled prostitutes. Don't be shy! Drop me a line so my girlfriend (did I mention we live together??) can kick my stupid ass to the curb without feeling the least bit sorry. See ya!
BITCHES --- AND LOTS OF THEM...
G-Unit, Pet Shop Boys, regaeton (all kinds!), Big Boi, Waggy Tee, Liza Minelli, and Luther Vandross are my faves, but I also enjoy classical and house music if the occasion calls for it.
GLADIATOR, STAR WARS, CRASH...
Burmese Mail-Order Brides, Flavor of Love, and Bridezillas. Them mean bitches are hotttt.
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