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About Me

Whoopsy Magazine September Issue for Women in Rock:Born and half-assed raised in El Paso AKA El Pisso I spent my time performing in musicals at The UT Dinner Theater, song writing and singing in bars for, of course, Tips to buy my mom beer. Actually my mom got my free beers since I was under aged to begin with. After performing in the rock opera â€œChessâ€ at the Kennedy Center of Performing Arts (DC) with the UTEP Theater I ended up here. I started performing here solo at venues such as the Austin Outhouse and the Cactus CafÃ©. Being told my solo artistry was too loud and angst for the calm song writer establishment pissed me off. Thatâ€™s why you might see my cock from time to time hanging proudly so small minded people can just suck it or look down on it hoping theirs was as big as mine. To this day, except for my son, I donâ€™t think Iâ€™ve written a cheesy ass Love Song, though I have many cheesy ass Get Out Of My Face Songs because those songs are fun to walk, vacuum and play to. Not fitting in helped me connect with wonderfully talented and twisted musicians. My 1st band here was Doe-Nuts, The Diamond Smugglers, Go Juice, and for a short time performed with Perkoff Productions maybe to remind myself, â€œOnce upon a time this angry girl knew how to Tap Danceâ€ and ,of course now, my dark and twisted trio, 20 Eyed Dragon . Always performing more by myself than with my bands because thatâ€™s how I started out here and thatâ€™s who you have to rely on or blame. I owe and have learned a lot from a lot of people. Let me Rock or Suck my Cock.Pimp-My-Profile

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Member Since: 10/5/2005
Band Website: cdbaby.com/cd/doemontoya
Band Members: *"Super Hero" was recorded at The Still by Doug Fergusen That's me on the guitar and vocals with Habib on drums and Eliot Haynes on Bass.Doe Montoya - guitar and vocals / harmonies All songs written by me,myself & my cock! *Pleasure Thing was recorded @ The Bubble by Frenchy Smith and mixed by Cris Burns @ Bismeaux. *Big Man was recorded & mixed @ Bismeaux by Cris Burns. Julien Smith - Bass Pat Doyle(The Offenders)- Drums Cris Burns (Rockland Eagles)- Lead Guitar* These boys put the meat on my skeleton for which I thank!
Influences: The screaming and howling of wind, and rain. Your results:
You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 90% Iron Man 90% Batman 85% The Flash 85% Green Lantern 85% Supergirl 80% Hulk 70% Superman 65% Robin 62% Catwoman 60% Spider-Man 50% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
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Sounds Like: A rock & roll alpha female Ã la Janis, PJ Harvey, or Boss Hog's Cristina Martinez, El Paso native Doe Montoya commands the stage like a rutting tigress. (Christopher Gray Austin Chronicle)
Record Label: Juicy Go Fast Music
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

In the eyes of a Coward Sit and sip tea.

You can’t face a coward. It’s pointless talking to the backs of their heads as they run away. You can’t reason with an idiot they just can’t comprehend what should be simple th...
Posted by Doe Montoya on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:13:00 PST

The Simple and Plain

I need this today. With my shaking fist at the rest of the world and worlds and sky! Bring it back down! To the simple and plain. No gold no glitter no bitter just rain on my face and soul a baptism o...
Posted by Doe Montoya on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:54:00 PST

The WANT in your Soul & Fire in Your Belly!!

Like masturbations the beat I created no one else can imitate. The wail through the lights over heads better than bed. Fingers ache with grooves through layers of skin from pressing and bending. Lift...
Posted by Doe Montoya on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:25:00 PST

Damn, my boy is good!

When my son still expects me to tuck him into bed at night even though he is now practically my size and then he gets up and puts a blanket over me when I fall asleep on the couch ...
Posted by Doe Montoya on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:52:00 PST

I am Godzilla

I am Godzilla. I am nuturing and powerful and god forbid you do something to hurt the ones I love. I have your back until you break mine and then will pour cement into my core and ...
Posted by Doe Montoya on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:48:00 PST

Death Be A Holiday

Conquer the reocurring thought that wakens in the early morning hours. The yellow lines of the street that seem to end nowhere but must be to everywhere to get there might be heaven. But you...
Posted by Doe Montoya on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:41:00 PST

What!?

What... holding a knife to skin in a calm calculated way. So steady as she goes that it's peaceful. Shiny piercing jewelry this must be to bring this tranquility that soothes him somehow an orgas...
Posted by Doe Montoya on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:21:00 PST

Blood Sucker Mosquito Freak for the Holidays

I wish I had something to offer my dear friends on here. Something nice and sweet for the holidays. Let's face it... I'm not nice and I'm surely not sweet. In fact, I've been called the cold hearted w...
Posted by Doe Montoya on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:29:00 PST

What did I do to deserve him?

When I was young I think I did things because I was expected or told to until a holiday rolled around and I would pull out all the stops for my mom. You know burnt toast and raw bacon. Showing the lov...
Posted by Doe Montoya on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:24:00 PST

Have I ever told you

Not knowing what you're walking into can be such a beautiful experience. Not knowing what the person standing in front of you is thinking and it be of sharing simply ten seconds of an intimate gift......
Posted by Doe Montoya on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 06:26:00 PST