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Patrick

Well, if you've got the magic, then I got the moves.

About Me

I'm a jerk.

My Interests

music. movies. books. humor. education. politics. sociology and psychology. keeping in contact with old friends. enjoying a drink now and then. dangerous sexual positions. women who are crazy in a good way.

I'd like to meet:

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Music:

I am pretty sure I've heard everything, and own at least one copy. I'm apparently a music snob, but if you have any recommendations, I'd love to hear them.

Movies:

I have a problem quoting movies. I seem to do it all the time. My friends and relatives are constantly testing me. Good luck.

Television:

Very little, but I like the Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Entourage and Arrested Development.

Books:

Currently working on my own book, but I'm also reading "The Areas of My Expertise" (John Hodgman), "The Audacity of Hope" (Barack Obama), "Perfect From Now On" (John Sellers) and I'm re-reading "1984" because I think it's eerie how much our President has created that world.

Heroes:

yeah, yeah, yeah, save the cheerleader... whatever.

My Blog

Fuck Pirates

             I don't give a shit about pirates.                There, I said it. ...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:04:00 PST

Sniff and Blow blog

     I want to believe that airport security is a topic that comedians have beaten into the ground.  I want to believe that everything you could possibly make a joke about has...
Posted by Patrick on Sat, 19 May 2007 08:53:00 PST

deadspace

     Since joining myspace a couple of years ago, I've watched the site flourish, flash, expand, be bought out, become a staple of American "culture" (whatever that is anymore) and...
Posted by Patrick on Sat, 12 May 2007 03:12:00 PST

Reasons Why The Steve and Patrick are the Two Greatest Single Men on the Planet blog

               Every now and again I am accosted by a female friend, who is either married or significantly taken, and reminded of what ...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:43:00 PST

I am John Frum

          At the moment, I have been reading a book called The God Delusion, by Richard Dawkins.  Richard Dawkins is, arguably, the world's foremost a...
Posted by Patrick on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:29:00 PST

The Jesus Trinity--- Part III

Part III:  Revenge of the Christ                I think if Jesus came back today, he'd run into a few problems.  Plus, he'd probab...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:45:00 PST

The Jesus Trinity-- Part II

Part II:  Jesus Harder                It's incredible that I was raised Christian, and retained almost none of the knowledge i...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:52:00 PST

The Jesus Trinity- Part I

Part I:  First Blood                They say "Jesus died for our sins."  But why?  I am vaguely aware of the timeline and dia...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:20:00 PST

The Things I Have Been Wrong About blog

                 When I think about what a "real man" is, I get this Marlboro Man picture in my head.  He's a dude who fo...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:45:00 PST

Check Out My Junk

I received this email in my junk mailbox on hotmail.  It is copied and pasted in its' entirety: -- From :  JanniewBerdine@lknijxkkextklnnkb. com Sent :  Tuesday, February 13, 2007 3:4...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:02:00 PST