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Poultry Man

Can rectal warts develope a consciousness over time? And if they do. Are they democrats? Or republic

About Me

.. Go to www.skylurwadowick.com/mishaps for oddball comics, and while you are there, subscribe it's free! And you just may laugh in the process. If you don't like to laugh. WTF As for me, I am the poultry man. I am a union superhero for the city of fuctopolis. I enjoy cottage cheese, sex, spelunking, origami, the tuba, sex, the color yellow, turtles on skis, cardboard cutouts of celebrities, vampire bats, fun with friends, cat soup (I put it on everything),pit bulls, sex, chipmunks(they're much more lovable than squirrels), and long walks on the beach with fully loaded automatic weapons. I hate verbally abusive business owners who take out their sense of personal uselessness out on their employees. I hope to one day start a sex revolution. So I can solicit it without paying for it.

My Interests

I enjoy cottage cheese, sex, bootleg dvds of old 80s movies, spelunking, origami, the tuba, sex, turtles on skis, cardboard cutouts of celebrities, vampire bats, fun with friends, cat soup (I put it on everything),pit bulls, vacuum attachments, senseless pranks, finding new ways to destroy the ranks of the neighborhood squirrels.

I'd like to meet:

Check out miss Michelle black's photography Check out Skylur's artwork
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Music:

Anything I like. Cool stuff. Some people say I like Ace of Base and Yanni, those people are dirty dirty liars, and have been dealt with.

Movies:

What's a...moovy? My ADD prevents me from being able to sit through an entire movie.

Television:

My friend squeak broke the television four months ago. I'm not going to tell you how. But it involves his butt.

Books:

I can't read THAT well.I do like comics, in fact, some guy made a comic about me and my roommates, because as he put it we were "abnormally interesting." I guess a seven foot tall chicken super hero makes for great entertainment. This link below will take you to some of our dumbassery.

Heroes:

Me, myself, and I, Batman.

My Blog

Irrelevant What?!

Both groups were placed in a completely featureless, white room.  The only objects were plush white leather chairs that were placed on opposite sides of the room.  The subjects were unaware ...
Posted by Poultry Man on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:10:00 PST

Anal seapage

Well, I was watching one of those commercials for pharmaceuticals a couple of months ago, you know, where they tell you how the drug can help you deal with whatever it is that is making your life mise...
Posted by Poultry Man on Mon, 12 May 2008 09:10:00 PST

important!!!...must read!

Excuse me...I have nothing to say!!!                             &n...
Posted by Poultry Man on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:01:00 PST

I don’t feel loved

I was downtown earlier, trying to secure a hooker for the night.  And I noticed they avoided me like the plague.  Perhaps it is the uniform.  I guess a lot of girls are intimidated by m...
Posted by Poultry Man on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:44:00 PST

F***ing spork

What the hell is wrong with this country.  Have we become so lazy that we have to put both the spoon and the fork in one utensil, I mean cmon, the spork sucks. The little triangular teeth have no...
Posted by Poultry Man on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:33:00 PST