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Junkette Kara

RIP Thomas McKenzie 5/27/2007. The family is lost without you. This isn't right, I guess I'm the old

About Me

CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND ENTER THE BEST DAMN CONTEST EVER!!!! GENTLEMEN REFER YOUR LADY FRIENDS THIS CONTEST IS TOO GOOD TO NOT ENTER....AND IF THE PERSON YOU REFER/ENTER WINS IM SURE YOU WOULD BE WELL REWARDED!!!

Here is a visual example of me contemplating writing some assenine comment on your poster... it's probably one that only I (and everyone that's NOT YOU) will find amusing....if you have been subject to this offense then I apologize but at shows this long I have to find ways to entertain myself... and others, because that's what I'm paid to do... Nothin' but love for you though!
When it's not race season... it's pretty much all about the Junkies on WJFK's 106.7 . Listen in to hear my obnoxious yapper (not on everyday but on most Thursday mornings...) sometime between 5 a.m.- 10a.m.
And we Junkettes have a MySpace page too!
myspace.com/junkettes
I am a smart and funny girl who's too quirky for her own good. I can't stay on topic or sit still so please don't ask me too. I change topics like most turn a light switch on and off, often times before the topic has even finished being discussed! I am impulsive as hell, probably too much for my own good as it's gotten me into alot of trouble.....but I sure do love being spontaneous so atleast I have stories to tell!....and believe me I have some stories (too bad I can't focus long enough to tell them ;)Okay so, they call me Psycho Kara this does not mean I'm crazy but moreso a term of endearment from my NOPI Motorsports family (thanks Michael). Okay who am I kidding I'm nuts. I can lie to you and I can lie to myself, but I can't lie to Jesus!

To all of you viewing my profile, sending me messages, and joing my list of friends THANK YOU!!!!! XOXO! I love it. I am a very busy girl and don't always have access to a computer. I'm in and out of town often so if I do not write you back, please don't take it personal. I ALWAYS read my messages but I don't always get to respond. I'll always do my best though. I love getting email, its like christmas!!! So, keep it coming or just simply join my list of friends and I won't turn you away, unless you are the epitome of strange and I feel I may meet an untimely death as a result of your add.

My Interests

Drag racing and all other extreme motorsports, Clubbing baby seals, modeling, cow tipping, shopping, paintballing....innocent bystanders, random mail box smashing, being spontaneous(nothing beats just hopping a flight to wherever...no game plan needed)

trick-or treating with no regard as to whether it's Halloween or not....I LOVE CANDY!, making stupid home videos, watching movies, hanging out with my 3 YOUNGER sisters (my best friends), school and studying (yes I am a dork!), shooting guns, working out (mainly hiking and running

stalking peoples myspace pages and leaving gay comments that I know will brighten their day, fishing, riding my dirt bike!, kicking my sisters dog when she's not looking, fitness, designing, dancing (ballet, jazz, and club dancing)

walking my dog, cleaning my apartment, working part time at the zoo, trying to escape my straight jacket, teaching cats to swim (against their will)

This is my happy face!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

I'm not very popular so I am in desperate need of buddies. Besides all of that, I am looking to meet people who are not trying to sleep with me! I'm a virgin anyways.

Lucielle Ball/Jenny Mccarthy (my idols)

My Space Tom

Santa Claus (he’s my daddy), that leprechaun from the “Lucky Charms” boxes, The tooth fairy, Easter Bunny, Jesus, Einstein, screech from saved by the bell, Christopher robin and Winnie the pooh, Webster, William Hung from American Idol, and ooooh Dracula so I can introduce him to my friend S****** (full name not listed to protect her identity)....I think she is an undercover snyper and once the reward gets big enough I plan on turning her in, helloooooooo retirement fund!

Music:

African Gospel and Country all the way.

Movies:

zoolander, bad santa, closer, deuce bigalow european gigalow, the notebook, willy wonka with johnny depp, legends of the fall, chicago, monsters inc., 22 grams, crash, office space, joe dirt, saving silverman, jay and silent bob strike back, one night in Paris! (just kidding), the hot chick, white girls, scary movie, dodgeball, elf

Television:

Oprah, Oprah and Oprah (duh!), The man Dr. Phil, John Basdow infomercials, QVC, Rachael Ray, Judge Judy (shes the boss applesauce), Mister Rogers (Winner of the Ultimate Showdown), Walker Texas Ranger, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman
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sex and the city!
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Anything on Discovery Health unless it's about delivering babies. I'm not at a point in my life that I can fathom my stomach supersizing itself as the rest of my body stays about the same size!?!? It's awkward and not something that appeals to me with regard to procreating!!!

Also E! entertainment especially "True Hollywood Story" it's interesting to get a glimpse into the life of a few of America's "most fascinating people" and seeing some of the obstacles they've had to face in getting where they are today.

And *shocker* the SPEED Channel. For whatever reason I've a thing for racing and all things racing (especially the racers!). As much as I'd like to say that I'm just "that into the shows", I'm really not I just like checking out the racers and pleasureing myself.

HGTV, I am also into designing, remodeling, and decorating so the shows on this channel always seem to suck me in for hours on end.

Style! Cause a girl need to know the latest trends, shit playa'

and how could I leave out NOPI Tunervision Check out these video clips... can you spot me?
Here's a hint, I'm in the sparkly nude colored bikini!

Everyone is good at something.....I guess this is my niche (wink, wink).....
Here I am at Hot Import Nights in Boston April 2007

Books:

If it isn't a book by Jenny McCarthy then magazines are preferred, books take up too much time.

Heroes:


Jenny McCarthy, Tina Fey, Joel McHale (I want to marry you). Will Ferrell, The lead singer from One Republic (I want to marry you too), Dr. Drew, Lucielle Ball (sorry you're dead) and more to come... Big Bird, those yellow feathers get me everytime!

The Lord and
David Hasslehoff
of course! Don't
hassle the Hoff!

My Blog

Random info about a random gal ;)

I REALIZE THERE ARE ALOT OF TYPOS AND MISSPELLINGS IN THIS BLOG...PLEASE TAKE NOTE THAT I DONT CARE. I USUALLY TYPE FAST THATS PROBABLY THE ROOT OF THE ERRORS....Thanks for pointing it all out bu...
Posted by Junkette Kara on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:49:00 PST

A Humorous First Impression of Me

Okey Dokey people I just discovered this blog entry today.... At first glance you may be perplexed that I am in no way offended by this BLUNT and HARSH first opinion of me I could tell you how&nb...
Posted by Junkette Kara on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:47:00 PST

A Generic Survey

I haven't Blogged in damn near a year... so I figured I'd come up with something for your entertainment Thought this might be interesting to do... I've never done one before but my sister did and I th...
Posted by Junkette Kara on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:08:00 PST

For those of you that knew my big brother Tom

  My brother passed away in a car accident yesterday. The family is doing okay. The accident was in front of the house and thanks for everyones condolences they are much appreciated. Thomas was ...
Posted by Junkette Kara on Mon, 28 May 2007 08:27:00 PST

My Interview for Spike TV NEW! March 2007, I'm a silly!

This is my interview for Spike TV online...you'd think I'd take something like this REALLY seriously but ...It's just not possible.... Unfortunatly its in my DNA to take nothing seriously.... not one ...
Posted by Junkette Kara on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 03:39:00 PST

Yes I do get hit on around here....and here are some of the coorespondances...

I wrote this blog awhile back and didn't proofread it before hand. As I was rereading it today (11/10/07) I now realize that a good portion of this blog doesn't make a whole lot of sense but at the ti...
Posted by Junkette Kara on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:56:00 PST

Wanna Book This Model!

I am a very experienced model with a great attitude and much to offer. I am looking for paid, professional modeling work only. Please contact me with serious inquiries and provide all of the neccessa...
Posted by Junkette Kara on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 09:45:00 PST

If I were dating would you meet these qualifications?

**Boyfriend Application** Current mood: horny Copy and paste it into the comment box, and fill it out as honestly as you can! NAME:AGE:LOCATION:HOBBIES:HEIGHT:WEIGHT:TATTOOS? DESCRIBE:PEIRCINGS? DE...
Posted by Junkette Kara on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 11:58:00 PST

I need a Valentine or a Sugar Daddy

Hey there all of my myspace buddies, I am in a desperate time of need again! I am really sick and the doctors don't know what's wrong. It is apparent that all I can eat is candy so I need your help. ...
Posted by Junkette Kara on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 02:37:00 PST

How to recieve an email response (from Kara-Lee)

Starting now January 2006!!! I have many personal interests listed below, but would like to share with everyone my main interest:  Meeting and corresponding with all of my wonderful fans, friend...
Posted by Junkette Kara on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 08:43:00 PST