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*violently happy*

I will say anything to be funny, often in the most horrible situations...Vonnegut

About Me

nice girl, filthy fuckin mouth.This just in: Fritolaysia cuts off chiplomatic ties with Snackistan..

My Interests

meowing, scratching peoples eyes out, talking shit about you and yo momma. breaking bottles, making fun of the less fortunate, eating fake corndogs, taking long walks in the city and yelling at the rich yuppie kids from connecticut that are squatting and asking me for money when mothafuckas obviously got some since they are all covered in tattoos and piercings and i cant afford to get back on the muthafuckin train to get home, thinking about rainbows, painting pictures of naked fat women, obsessing over calories, moving around the country with no aim or goal or purpose in life, transfering from school to school, wasting money, dumping friends, changing identities, changing heros, changing jobs, breathing, cooking network, reading, stuff like that... and ofcourse BTB

I'd like to meet:

bjork, matthew barney, me in ten years...

Music:

janes addiction, faithnomore, sepultura, social distortion, bjork,radiohead, murphy's law (even with nicky), cure, bad brains, jay z,nofx, i cant think on the spot...

Movies:



uncle buck, pretty in pink, ferris buellers day off, old school, big lebowski, brain candy, zoolander, true romance, weird science, vanilla sky, 3 amigos, gift, vacation (all 3), requiem for a dream, clockwork orange, bill madison, happy gilmore, my blue heaven, kingpin, somethinga bout mary, dont be a meance to south central while drinking your juice in the hood...

Television:

Honeymooners, i love lucy,married with children, nick at night, bobby flay, 30 min meals, fashion file, big boutique, behind the velvet rope, sex & the city, law & order junkie...

Books:

breakfast of champions (anything by vonnegut), white noise, notes of a dirty old man, the most beautiful woman in town, naked lunch, hot water music, lord of the flies, just a few of my favorites...

Heroes:

a hero aint nuthin but a samich

My Blog

doctor in the house?

i am convinced that i have whooping cough or scarlet fever or some other old school joint that i will bring back to the masses..since i have no health insurance if you are a doctor or know one please ...
Posted by *violently happy* on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:33:00 PST