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Princess Puddles

I have searched my soul and mind... what an ugly monster I did find.

About Me


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INTELLIGENT, PERVERTED, SENSUAL, WITTY, CHARMING, SARCASTIC, ROMANTIC, KIND, GENEROUS, EROTIC, SUBMISSIVE, LIBERAL, OPINIONATED, STRONG-WILLED, FUN, AND PASSIONATE.ANY QUESTIONS?

My Interests

One of the most beautiful things a man has ever said to me... "For upon setting my eyes on such beauty, they will have seen all the glories this world has to offer and will shut to all others for good." It makes me wonder sometimes why I tend to male-bash so much! I will never forget these words...nor the man who spoke them.

I'd like to meet:

People who are smart, funny, witty, sarcastic, perverted, loyal, dark, and able to maintain a conversation.

Music:

ONE OF MANY SONGS THAT MAKE ME THINK OF MY DADDY... MY LOVE. THE MAN WHO OWNS MY HEART, MY BODY, AND MY MIND.
I made this Flash Music Player at MyFlashFetish .com.

I like it all! But here are some of my favs: Dead Can Dance, Massive Attack, Hush, Mirah and the Black Cat Orchestra, Tungsten Coil, Black Magic Crossing (when they exist{ed}), Sigur Ros, Mogwai, NIN, Depeche Mode, Eminem, & ICP.

Movies:

If it has blood and guts, makes absolutely no sense and/or gives me a good laugh, I will enjoy it. Some of my favorites are Motel Hell, the ORIGINAL King Kong, Shaun of the Dead, and Death Race 2000.

Television:

CSI, Law & Order, true crime shows, hockey, Discovery Channel and, sadly, I have to admit I do enjoy watching South Park, Family Guy, and Futurama. Anything else I tune out.

Books:

I love to read, and will touch on just about any topic I can. My most recent passions are forensic anthropology and serial killers. My favorite fiction authors are Stephen King, Terry Pratchett, and Chuck Pahlaniuk.

My Blog

Just Thinking...

Ever think about how when someone very bluntly and outright points out a characteristic flaw about another, the person will either respond quite negatively with anger, or will argue against it, and wi...
Posted by Princess Puddles on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:44:00 PST

A Little Dr. Seuss ????

He will bind me to the chair.He will pull me by the hair.He'll choke me til I fight for airAnd squirt my juices everywhere.Oh, the fun things we will doLocked up in room seven-oh-two!He will make my i...
Posted by Princess Puddles on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:54:00 PST

25 DOWN... 40 TO GO!!

It's Official! Ok, I wouldn't normally give this info publicly, but what the hell, I'm excited. On July 4, 2007 my weight was 215. As of today, Sept 9, 2007, my weight is 190. That's 25 lbs down!! Tha...
Posted by Princess Puddles on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:49:00 PST

A jumbled, lonely mind

I don't even remember what I said, but it's not like it really matters. What matters is that whatever I did say, it was snippy, it was bitchy, and it pissed him off. He was sitting on the loveseat, an...
Posted by Princess Puddles on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:45:00 PST

Things My Daddy Taught Me (NOT a G-rated version)

Just sitting here reminiscing on past times, and thought I'd share the things I've learned. 1. NEVER EVER EVER under any circumtances argue with Daddy, disobey Daddy, or embarass Daddy in public. The...
Posted by Princess Puddles on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:10:00 PST

Something to make ya think

I will admit, I was one to always say "I hate cops". I've never been in trouble with them, hell, I hardly ever speed and even then its no more than 5 miles over the limit. But when I have asked cops f...
Posted by Princess Puddles on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:02:00 PST

I just HAVE to brag about this one!!

I am a born and raised Yankee girl... no mistake about that. The only time people seem to question it is when I let out that cute little "drawl" every now and then when I say certain words or get real...
Posted by Princess Puddles on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 03:53:00 PST

A "novel" idea

Imagine if you will....A woman...A dark, evil woman...or in today's terms...A bitch, a cunt, a slut... yep, she's all that and more.The kind of woman that tears out your very soul and feeds it to you ...
Posted by Princess Puddles on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 03:53:00 PST

Stupid, Stupid People

Honestly, I'm too tired to rant and rave as badly as I want to...so I will keep it simple. WHYYYYY in the fuck would someone continue to kiss someone else's ass who has absolutely no bearing in their...
Posted by Princess Puddles on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:10:00 PST

The one this is written for will understand

I go to sleep askingWHY the man who loves meloves me.Why do I deserveHIS devotionevery day?All of the painI have causedput aside,All of the tears shed byMY selfishnesswiped away.I awake each morning a...
Posted by Princess Puddles on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:29:00 PST