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Mauro Alvarez

All the things that make you...Laugh and Cry!

About Me


The bottle is my only friend...Hello and good day. I recently graduated college (U of Houston)...So now I'm a responsible adult yadda yadda yadda. Freelance Artist/ Photographer future Movie director. Check out my website , good stuff on there when the server isn't down.

I lift weights and if there were no such things as Cheetos, Denny's (after clubbing), hot chicks in mini skirts, Sonic Drive In, I would be playing Football for the Texans or some NFL team...but yes those minute (not minnit but Mynoot) distractions are my down falls...HALO 2 used to be, now I'm trying to self develop reading "How to be a Millionaire" books and playing with my nephew. Tetris on my phone is off the hook too.

Check this out. Level 21, score of 211,907, Line total of 739. I coulda had more lines, but I thought my phone was going to die so I just ended it...Bow down.

I like laughter and making people laugh and people who can make me laugh...And animal lovers...dig romantic shit also...
Sense of humors own. Guess that's all.
"All it takes is all you've got!" - The Rock
Don't wish for less problems, wish for more wisdom.
Don't wish for it to be easier, wish for more skill.
I'll tell you this, in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch. And I know, if I'm gonna have any life any more it's because I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch, because that's what living is, the six inches in front of your face. Now I can't make you do it. You've got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now I think ya going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. Your gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team, because he knows when it comes down to it your gonna do the same for him. That's a team gentlemen, and either, we heal as a team, or we will die as individuals. That's football guys, that's all it is. Now what are you gonna do? -Any Given Sunday
Commitment - The ability to carry out a promise, long after the mood in which it was made.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All of Metallica because it would piss off my friends...I'd like to be reunited with my photoflash card that was taken up on tour last year...and my laptop and both hard drives :-(I want a picture with the president too at his oval office...Dave Chappelle, Martin Lawrence, and the creators of Family Guy and South Park...Frank Miller...my future babies mama...A lady in the street but a freak in the bed? Sounds good eh?

Music:

There is a time and place for everything: Very into a band called Innerstate, when there album comes out, I'll be the first one to tell ya I told ya so, EPIC is going to bring metal back, power groove, no cookie monster, just a feeling that makes your balls drop that much lower...As far as mainstream signed and dispursed to the masses or really just good at what they do, these guys are definitely at the top of their game: Breaking Benjamin, Stonesour, A Perfect Circle, Slipknot, Old school Metallica, Anything Pantera, Damageplan, HELL YEAH, Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayer not Slayer ok? And for my boogity music, DMX, Pac, Lil John and Ying Yang Twins, Ludacris, Nelly, That My Goodies song too...I couldn't tell you who the new guys are, but they're on the radio haha. I can talk your head off about music...now if I only played guitar....

Movies:

Fred Got Fingered inspired the hell out of me, All LOTR, The Matrix...sci-fi Jesus story with some kung fu shit that is straight asian. Hitch is pretty good, Fools Rush In, LaBamba, Troy, Gladiator, Fight Club, American History-X, Meet the Parents and Fockers, Star Wars, 40 Yr Old Virgin, The Stewie Griffin Movie, the Untold Story, Desperado, anything with Salma Hayek or Alyssa Milano.

My Blog

Spartans...prepare for Glory!

1. Do you wear a name tag at work?It's so people look at my boobs.2. What kind of car do you drive?Tundra with a bug thing...A thing that kills bugs on the front.Part of it is broken though.Maybe a bi...
Posted by Mauro Alvarez on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:00:00 PST

So the sex must be good huh?

1. To whom did you last give the finger?This retard in a Toyota Previa who cut me off and nearly bitch slapped my Tundra on the driver side today on the way to work...2. If you had 1,000 dollars what ...
Posted by Mauro Alvarez on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:40:00 PST

goodnight...

1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find?Junk...in my trunk...2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?oh man open...just so I can say "Hey do you mind?" when people walk by.It...
Posted by Mauro Alvarez on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:18:00 PST

I Love Houston Survey!

For the smack for ya?IWILLNEVERSKIPVEGASTOPROMOTEMYBANDSIMANAGEAGAIN...1. ARE YOU GOING TO LIE? Your mother lies...she goes commando everywhere.2. WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Rocbar...I love t...
Posted by Mauro Alvarez on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:36:00 PST

If you go to Best Buy...

Shopping for a TV...I can save you about $300 bucks.Let me know what model and the going price of the television...And we can work something out.Holla...
Posted by Mauro Alvarez on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:40:00 PST

Battle of the Bands Competition...

Can you show Chad that your band is the tightest, hardest, and loudest band your city has to offer?  PROVE IT!If you kick ass, you'll win:- a digital distribution deal from Bullygoat Records- online m...
Posted by Mauro Alvarez on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:29:00 PST

Fashion Show and EPIC at FBI photos...

And out in left field...my nephew is awesome :-)EPIC at FBI...Liani I'm going to miss ya babe!FASHION SHOW CONCERT at CROME...i need to go to church.

Hi...What's New and Suggestions...

Thanks in advance to all those who respond :-)This tool allows me to upload galleries from shoots of you guys being out and about,and in those galleries allows you to order prints from me online.But l...
Posted by Mauro Alvarez on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:06:00 PST

HELL YEAH Record Release Party

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Posted by Mauro Alvarez on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:42:00 PST

April 10th I will not be doing a survey!

30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself: Be 100%truthful! 1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?I go to a day salon and unleash all my femininistism...complete diva...tell all my girlfriends ...
Posted by Mauro Alvarez on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:14:00 PST