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About Me

Mommy. Lovesick. Cute. Vicious. Pervert.

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My Interests

[+]: my monsters. gore. horror. cute hair. dusty bookstores. ghost stories. amusement parks in the winter. serial killers & mass murderers. body modification. nag champa. ghoulies. ghosties. long legged beasties. antique jewelery. graffiti. baby animals. tittie bars. first-person shooters. ballerina shoes. vintage furniture. mental terrorism. artists. pirates. hooker coats. metal shows. dio de los muerta. expensive clothes for dirt cheap. smoothies. road trips. canneloni. black and white photgraphs. voodoo candles. fucking. self indulgence. religious art and imagery. teeth chattering bass. creepy dolls. conspiracy theories. decoupage. zombies. fake eyelashes. action figures. babydoll dresses. picking scabs. porn. monster fur. hair extensions. southern lightning storms. making out. silly love songs. the beach at nite. mexican food. really long scarfs. spending money. cheesecake. grotesque caricature taxidermy from the 19th century. MAC makeup. music that makes me cry. goofy golf. fluffy kitties. violence.

Music:

Movies:

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Devils Rejects. Amelie. Ghost World. Julien Donkey-Boy. Party Monster. Mean Girls. Ichi the Killer. The Manson Family. most TROMA films. Gummo. Slither. Potluck. Little Miss Sunshine. The Last Unicorn. all horror + gore.

Television:

The Office. Trailer Park Boys. Miss Rap Supreme. Rob+Big. almost all cartoons.

Books:

Geek Love. Crackup At the Race Riots. anything by Chuck Palahniuk or Poppy Z. Brite. the Harry Potter series. The End of Alice. misc. comics + graphic novels. short stories by Clive Barker. A Cometbus Omnibus. [currently reading: whatever is lying around]

Heroes:

Mi familia. Free thinkers.
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My Blog

I’ll steal yr essence.

Voodoists believe that the human spirit has two parts. The first is the gros ban ange, the "big good angel", the life force that all beings share, that animates them. The gros ban ange enters the at ...
Posted by [she isnt real]. on Sat, 31 May 2008 09:00:00 PST

They’re all going to laugh at you!

"...if one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends. How else would one learn to avoid saying things that would elicit laughter from strangers? The mockery of frien...
Posted by [she isnt real]. on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:49:00 PST

Dont be surprised if she ask where the cash at.

If any of my guy friends read this i'd love to know yr opinion- What makes a real man? Ladies, yr opinion is also welcome. I have my own ideas that i'll state later, but for now I want to know what YO...
Posted by [she isnt real]. on Mon, 19 May 2008 02:11:00 PST

....obsess about it heavy for the next 2 days

I need some new scenery. Our family dog, Madison, was diagnosed with lymphonic cancer about a month ago. He had noticed that the glands in her neck were really swollen but didnt take her to the vet f...
Posted by [she isnt real]. on Fri, 02 May 2008 04:43:00 PST

here comes Trouble.

Last night was one of those nights where I had to question what the fuck was I thinking when I decided I could be a mom. My first week or so home with both of the boys (ya know, I just had Ash for a w...
Posted by [she isnt real]. on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:54:00 PST

doog si natas!

Good morning bunnies! I hope all of you are doing well. I wish I had some cake...I'm always wishing for something lately. "I wish i had some cheesecake...I want some more cookies...Take me to the Tom ...
Posted by [she isnt real]. on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:19:00 PST

March 13, 2008.

Hello bunnies!I had my babies at 8:09 & 8:10 pm on March 13. The whole ordeal was chaotic. That day i had an ultrasouind at 11:00 and everything went fine for ther most part. They were fine but th...
Posted by [she isnt real]. on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:57:00 PST

Dear Die-ary,

There’s nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows complacent with their disil...
Posted by [she isnt real]. on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:21:00 PST

An open letter to K.A.L.

I am not doing this to be a bitch. I am not doing this to be hateful or spiteful or vindictive. I am not doing this because of my parents. I am doing this for me and for the future of my kids. It has ...
Posted by [she isnt real]. on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:27:00 PST

I’m already an uber selfish mommy.

Today I went to the doctor for a standard check-up appointment. I was taken into the back by one of the CMA's and had to go through the standard routine of getting weighed and getting my blood pressur...
Posted by [she isnt real]. on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 04:09:00 PST