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Lazenby

slob

About Me


My Interests

George C. Marshall, Douglas MacArthur, Dwight D. Eisenhauer, Henry H. Arnold, Omar Bradley

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a girl who is as odious, annoying, irritating, arrogant, brash, heinous, maladjusted, horrible, onerous, cumbersome, uncouth, unrefined, profane, loathsome, hateful, abhorrent, abominable, beastly, bitchy, creepy, deplorable, detestable, disgusting, gross, hideous, invidious, lousy, nasty, nauseating, obscene, obnoxious, offensive, pestiferous, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, sleazy, vile, abject, depraved, ignoble, immoral, mean, miserable, perverted, ugly, vicious, vulgar, wicked, worthless, wretched, sinful, corrupt, evil, despicable, disgraceful, evil, foul, debased, degenerate, obnoxious, reprehensible, ornery, rotten, unfortunate, unfriendly, acrimonious, antagonistic, antisocial, combative, hostile, inhospitable, malicious, malignant, misanthropic, sour, surly, uncharitable, uncongenial, vengeful, caustic, unpleasant, abrasive, cankerous, crotchety, morose, prickly, crude, miserly, belligerant, bellicose, recalcitrant, truculent, abusive, and cruel as myself so we can live happily ever after.

Music:

I like music.

Movies:

I like movies.

Television:

I like televisions.

Books:

I like books.

Heroes:

Liverwurst, Muenster cheese, fresh red onions, spicy brown mustard, on a toasted hero roll. Side of German potato salad.

My Blog

WHO CARES WHAT PSYCHIATRISTS WRITE ON WALLS?

JEFFREY: WHO CARES WHAT PSYCHIATRISTS WRITE ON WALLS? You think I told her about the Army of the 12 Monkeys? Impossible! Know why, you pathetically ineffectual and pusillanimous "pretend-friend-to-an...
Posted by Lazenby on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:45:00 PST

I witnessed something horrible today.

Today I was in NYC, I take summer classes at an art school in New York, and I saw a man following an old asian woman and her little asian grand daughter I think it was. He followed them for 4 blocks b...
Posted by Lazenby on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:07:00 PST

Project Chanology

This is the greatest thing ever.http://www.partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology
Posted by Lazenby on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 09:55:00 PST

Ah fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this.

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Posted by Lazenby on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:41:00 PST

The Geography of Nowhere

"During this epoch of stupendous wealth and power, we have managed to ruin our greatest cities, throw away our small towns, and impose over the countryside a joyless junk habitat which we can no longe...
Posted by Lazenby on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:09:00 PST

Potter’s Field Cocktail

1 oz Thunderbird fortified wine1 oz Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilatordash of Angostura BittersPour ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake. Serve in a cocktail glass.
Posted by Lazenby on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:35:00 PST

Major Sullivan Ballou

A week before the Civil War Battle of Bull Run Sullivan Ballou, a Major in the Second Rhode Island Volunteers, wrote home to his wife in Smithfield. July 14, 1861 Sara Ballou ...
Posted by Lazenby on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:33:00 PST

If a Tree Falls on My House...

If a tree falls on my house and I'm in the basement half-asleep, watching a documentary on genetics, will I hear it? Or will my nosy neighbor, ever-present at the scene of calamity, inform me of the s...
Posted by Lazenby on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 08:16:00 PST

Haha

What a cruel joke. 
Posted by Lazenby on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:11:00 PST

Waste of Time.

This is a fucking waste of time. I'm wasting my time here. You're all wasting my time.
Posted by Lazenby on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:17:00 PST