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Ed

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm pretty good at slacking off in school(3 years to get my AA at MJC, like whoah!) and keeping my secret identity a secret. I thought of a really good idea for a short story this morning but I forgot it already. I like to drink beer(fo'ties), play pool, jockin the bitches, slappin da ho's, and playin guitar. Anyways these myspace bitches are trying to be my friend all the time, except they are just spam-bots so its not as awesome as it sounds.

"Better to reign in Hell than serve in heaven" Paradise Lost

Alcoholica

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Do you think its cool to do alcohol?

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My Interests

I like to drink, play pool, play guitar, play video games, play with myself, do drugs, you know the usual.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet people with connections.

Music:

OMG! I love so much music lolerskates! R0FFL3W4FFL3Z!

Movies:

Trainspotting, Ong Bak, Zatoichi, American History X, Rocky, Akira, Fight Club, Jacobs Ladder.

Television:

TV is a big waste of time except for Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force being number one, and very few other exceptions.

Books:

Slaughter House Five, Fight Club, anything by Kurt Vonnegut or Chuck Palahniuk. Paradise Lost and The Trial are good

Heroes:

Adolf Hitler for showing short people really do count.