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Phuckin Jack®

I used to be too modest, but I worked it out and now I'm perfect"

About Me

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Somebody is going to bankrupt the country...and no i'm not talking about what we're spending on the "war"


I'm a person in Santa Monica. I'm an outgoing social introvert. Favorite hobbies = snowboarding, wakeboarding, bikeing, sploshing and capoeira. What i do best = ?. And i like to try new things OH YEAH...PLEASE SAY SOMETHING TO ME BEFORE YOU ADD ME...EVEN IF IT'S JUST INTRODUCING YOURSELF AND TELLING ME WHAT U DID THAT DAY...
I AM 51% ASSHOLE! I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck Ãƒï¿½Ã¯ï¿½ï¿½Ãƒï¿½Ã¯ï¿½ï¿½Ã¯ï¿ ½ï¿½Ãƒï¿½Ã¯ï¿½ï¿½Ã¯ï¿½ï¿½em. Take the ASSHOLE test at Fuali.com
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jerk for now
Birthday: Nov 15TH
Birthplace: L.A.
Current Location: Tempe az and Santa monica
Eye Color: they change
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: bout 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: not enough room for this one
The Shoes You Wore Today: sandals and new balances to run
Your Weakness: food...i'm a pig for sure
Your Fears: not completing projects
Your Perfect Pizza: peperoni, jalapano, and mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what up bitch
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn that sun
Your Best Physical Feature: my brain...it's really really hot
Your Bedtime: somewhere between 11 and 2
Your Most Missed Memory: urrrrrrrrr
Pepsi or Coke: coke for sure
MacDonalds or Burger King: In & Out
Single or Group Dates: what does that mean?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither...arizona ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuck.....shit
Do you Sing: hahahahha...hells no
Do you Shower Daily: yup 2 or 3 sometimes
Have you Been in Love: twice
Do you want to go to College: been there twice....
Do you want to get Married: Sure
Do you belive in yourself: Yup
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: i give myself a 6
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Half the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Fuck Yeah....they are the best
Do you play an Instrument: Berimbau
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: are we talking perscription
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i hate dates...but yeah 1
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope...hate the place
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hate em
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: a few times
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: Si
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: when i was a kid....candy was expensive damn
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A cool dude...
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil or spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't care
Favourite Hair Color: whatever
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: under 5'8 over 4'8
Weight: ?????
Best Clothing Style: i like a different ones
Number of Drugs I have taken: 8 or so
Number of CDs I own: used to own about 10000...but they got stolen
Number of Piercings: had 3
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: prolly a bunch...i'm workin on that one

My Interests

art, artist, auto racing, beach, brasil, brazil, capoeira, chillin out, clubbing, coen brothers, dancing, director, drum and bass, film, formula 1, hip hop, humor, indycar, kick boxking, love, menenge, movies, open minded, partying, poetry, reggae, salsa, anime,samba, santa monica, sarcastic, scorpio, snowboarding, sportbikes, stanley kubrick, sushi, thai food, traveling, under ground, wakeboarding, Jack & Coke, things that are very interesting...very very interesting.

I'd like to meet:

I'm looking for my baby's mommy, be fun....or else

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Music:

The Roots Strokes Outkast KRS ONE Tribe Called Quest Boogiemonsters Jack Johnson Ben Harper Sublime Beastie Boys Pharcyde Black Eyed Peas Wyclef Jean Bjork DJ Shadow AK 1200 Aceyalone Freestyle fellowship Bob Marley Eka Mouse your dad and i love ur mom

Movies:

Play with my ragdoll...it's fun

Games Provided By Blinkyou.com

The Graduate, Amilee, Zoolander, Spellbound, No Mans Land, Braveheart, Ghost World, Full Metal Jacket, Old School, The Ice Storm, True Romance, Pimps up hoes down, Office Space, The Royal Tanenbaums, Rushmore, Napoleon Dynamite, Y tu Mama Tambien, Team America, Donnie Darko, Adaptation, Garden State,

Television:

24 alias sopronos simpsons Dave Chappelle show Da Ali G Show Entrorage, Heroes Prison Break Lost and WWW.GNN.TV

Books:

Bringing down the house, and anything with lots of pictures

Heroes:

The good people at NPR

And all my friends that went to mammoth with me over thanksgiving

My Blog

My Documentary

My Doc....I've been working on this for awhilePosted By:Jack FilmsGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Phuckin Jack on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:27:00 PST

BORAT QUOTES

My wife she is dead...she die in a field...she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife. Making conversation at a formal lunch I had a good shit. After relieving himsel...
Posted by Phuckin Jack on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:40:00 PST

Imposters

This is the second time someone has done this to me...what the hell is going on????? Check this link: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendID=14405082&Mytoke...
Posted by Phuckin Jack on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 08:16:00 PST

Mailman Joke

One night while the parent's were having sex a kid walked into the room and saw his parents having sex. The mother jumped up and exclaimed, go in your room billy, I will be right in there. After caref...
Posted by Phuckin Jack on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 06:12:00 PST

Tips for the guys on Myspace

Once again...Ryan King had something worth re-posting "Hey baby, you have the nicest tits...I wanna do you"WTF kind of thing is this to say to a complete stranger? Let me just start off by saying this...
Posted by Phuckin Jack on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 08:46:00 PST

We don't love them hoes!!!

This all started the other day...i posted the following bulliten...let me know what you think So I decided to rant tonight...You'll notice the picture above...we all seem to be having a great time...
Posted by Phuckin Jack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If you love me or you're bored

If you love me or you're bored Do it.. . . Do it. . . .Do it . . . Hey copy this into a comment suckas!! 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Wanna makeout? ...
Posted by Phuckin Jack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Memo to all employees:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (...
Posted by Phuckin Jack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Booty Call Agreement

So i found this one from someone else...but i had to post it The Pre-Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ...
Posted by Phuckin Jack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Scorpio Man

If you're dating a scorpio man or want to you should read this The Scorpio man Let's strip away the glamour and the smokescreens and see what's underneath. The emotional needs of the Scorpio ma...
Posted by Phuckin Jack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST