pretty herman - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well I'm very pretty and have a british accent. I was adopted by two dykes recently, I like them ALOT. every morning after going to the gym we spend hours dressing me up, then we go for walks. Thats basically our life in a nut shell. My favorite foods are jelly donuts, pickled pigs feet, pocket lint, bars of soap and anything else the dykes throw in the closet for me to eat. I hope the dykes get paid soon so we can go on another shopping spree, I got my eye on this jump suit at at macy's and i swear if that bitch muffins next door gets it first my life will be over.

My Interests

short walks with lots of treats, Snuggling in bed with my moms, playing vacum on the kitchen floor, flirting with mutts, getting it on with mutts, shopping, fancy dining, forgein films, picture books,

I'd like to meet:

I wouldn't really like to meet any other people, but i would like to meet more dogs. I like mutts, they're so all over the place you never really know what you're getting yourself into. whenever i meet a mut I'm compelled to bust out singing cher's song "half breed"

Music:

snoop dog, lil bow wow, beastie boys, the dutch hound gang, gangster rap, emo, peaches,

Movies:

all dogs go to heaven, finding fido, if this dog could talk, better than biscuits, gone with the poodles, smelling ryans privates,

Books:

humans for dumbies, all the pretty doggies, cold floor, who stole my bone,

Heroes:

My mother asia for over coming diversity and living in Ontario. I also have to give a shout out to my mother susan who lets me out of the closet whenever asia isn't looking.