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Herbbie

doggy-style all night long...

About Me

Well what can I say. When I was brought into the world, I was taken away from my mother shelby and shipped away to this black family of humans. I was a bit apprehensive at first but they have been good to me. But more about me I love to eat. I guess thats why I've become attached to my human sister shana cause she loves to eat to and she always feeds me so I don't have to eat that crap friskies. My fav food is tacos and burritos and I hate ketchup on my fries. Late at night, I like to get ice cream and lick the starbucks cups when Asia isn't looking. In my spare time I enjoy sleeping, although when miss Debbie (Queen of the house) is gone I can never sleep cause those crazy black girls act a fool. But I love them though... Also I am in search of my long lost love Peece the sweetest pameranium.

My Interests

As I mentioned I like to eat and sleep. I can't play like I used to but give me some motrum or viciden and Im ready to go. I love being scratched behind the ear and on the neck where that dam collar was. I love my pet Lion hes great. I love my humans too although I give Shana the eye, bark at Asia when she sings and bother Miss Debbie at night.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet fun loving animals. I love dogs with small fetures but not too small, Im packen some weight myself. Also I can't be a daddy to any pups so all you ladies hope you don't mind(who do those humans think they are taking away my "Kibbles and Bits")So I can't perform in that way but I still no how you make a pretty pooch howl!!!!!

Music:

Who else but snoop dog. Well when Im in the partying mood. But I love to listen to classical, I am a very cultured dog

Movies:

Lady and the Tramp. Benji the hunted (what a brave dog) Lassie the movie, Cats and dogs!!!!!

Books:

I don't read much, although when I was a younger much more handsom dog I peed on newspaper....does that count