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Erm... uh... Shane

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About Me



My Interests

Movies:

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Aboot Me
I can run like the wind blows, am painfully sarcastic, am a hopeful romantic, a terrible liar, a worse shoplifter, owner of a fitted suit, owner many ties, can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue, retain knowledge of random, useless facts, have bed sheets which are 700tc, studied Latin for two years, was sent home from school once for allowing my shirt to become untucked, have an inherent tendency to stand when adults (especially women) enter a room, have more books than I have time to read, have a college degree, but no high school diploma, am double-jointed, tried to take the Scientology personality test at the Hollywood Boulevard location, but was asked to leave, learned fairly quickly to make crappy coffee so you never are assigned to do it again, and my kindergarten teacher told my Mom I would either be an incredibly successful or the greatest bank robber ever.

Music
Last Few Tracks I've Listened To:
8mm, 16B, A-Ha, Aberdeen City, Acen, Adam and the Ants, Ryan Adams, The Alarm, Ambulance Ltd., Aquasky, The Arcade Fire, BT, BLIM, Band of Horses, Barenaked Ladies, Bassbin Twins, Bauhaus, The Beautiful South, Bloc Party, James Blunt, Brazilian Girls, Bright Eyes, Michael Bublé, The Buffseeds, Cat Power, Catherine Wheel, Chemical Brothers, The Church, The Cinematics, Cold War Kids, Cocteau Twins, Coldplay, Conjure One, The Cure, The Daylights, DPP, Bobby Darin, The Daylights, Rocco DeLuca, Delerium, Depeche Mode, Neil Diamond, Rob Dickinson, Drumattic Twins, Echo and The Bunnymen, Elefant, Elite Force, ELO, English Beat, Erasure, Evanescence, Evil Nine, Fade, Adam Freeland, Front 242, Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly, Kirsty Hawkshaw, Head Automatica, Lauren Hoffman, Hook 'n Sling, Hybrid, Iko, Imogen Heap, Infusion, Jellyfish, Jem, Jimmy Eat World, Joy Division, Justice, Keane, Krafty Kuts, LCD Soundsystem, Level 42, Leftfield, Los Abandoned, Charlotte Martin, Master Blaster, Meat Katie, Mellowdrone, Mew, Glenn Miller, Mills Brothers, Morrissey, Jason Mraz, Peter Murphy, Muse, New Order, Nicole Atkins & The Sea, Nightmare of You, Nostrum, Nubreed, The Ocean Blue, OK Go, OMD, Andy Page, Pilot Speed, Pitty Sing, Planet Funk, Plump DJ's, Psapp, Damien Rice, Rock Kills Kid, Shiloh, The Shins, Silversun Pickups, Sisters of Mercy, Slowdive, The Smithereens, The Smiths, Snow Patrol, Solar Stone, Something For Rockets, Soundgarden, The Sounds, Regina Spektor, Spoon, Stars, Stereophonics, Sting, Linda Strawberry, Tears for Fears, The The, Three 'N One, Tiesto(shhhh), Tipper, Toadies, Tool, Travis, Uberzone, Ultravox, Under The Influence of Giants, Midge Ure, Way Out West, Robbie Williams, Patrick Wolf, Yazoo, & Arthur Yoria.
Films
Umberto D, Magnolia, Boogie Nights, Children of Men, Forrest Gump, Medium Cool, Moulin Rouge, Sunset Blvd., I Heart Huckabees, I'll Sleep When I'm Dead, Platoon, U Turn, Like Water For Chocolate, Notorious, Natural Born Killers, The Doors, JFK, Let Him Have It, Memento, One Flew Over The Cukoo's Nest, Psycho Beach Party, The Assassination of Richard Nixon, Come Live with Me, Dog Day Afternoon, Roman Holiday, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Raising Arizona, Anything by John Hughes, A Fish Called Wanda, Le Ballon Rouge (The Red Baloon), The Pianist, The Machinist, Pleasantville, She's Having a Baby, Citizen Kane, Battleship Potemkin, Romper Stomper, Closer, Punch Drunk Love, Blowup, 3 Days of the Condor, Se7en...
I'd Like to Meet
Charles Darwin, Keith Olbermann, Rob Dickinson, Morrissey, David Mamet, Haskell Wexler, John Hughes, Oliver Stone, Irving Berlin, Audrey Hepburn, David E. Kelly, Glenn Miller, Salvador Dali, Richard Matheson, Charles Band, Clive Owen, people who don't call me "Pal", "Chief", "Sport", or "Bro", Johnny Depp, Michael J. Fox, James Stewart, Christian Bale, Peter Medak, Edgar Allen Poe, P.T. Anderson, Crista Flanagan, Hal Hartley, Van Gogh, Degas, Robert Downey Jr., Amy Spanger, Zooey Deschanel, Cary Grant, Frank Lloyd Wright, Michael Shermer, John Hughes, Hedy Lamarr, Myrna Loy, people partial to the name 'Shane', Kathleen Robertson (met her), Steve Martin, Penn & Teller, Bobby Darin, Peter Sellers, Shaft, Ryan Reynolds, Jon Stewart, Bette Midler, Hitler's head, Jim Jones, David Letterman, Alfred Nobel, Brian Regan, James Randi, Christopher Eccleston, Regina Spektor, John F. Kennedy, my Mom's first love, my Dad's first drug dealer, FDR, James Spader and my Holly Golightly (minus the gold digging part).

Heroes:

My Mom