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Mrs. Provatas

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About Me

I'm a mommy! I'm a wife! I'm a Greek heiress! I'm Eva Gabor on Green Acres...Hungarian and all. I have a plush blush pink 13'' Sony Vaio named Steve Vaio, a squishy blush pink daughter named Daphne Magnolia, a hunky Greek husband named Yankos, a supermodel white fluffy cat, and the greatest family in the universe. I'm extremely beautiful because I wear bareMinerals. I'm moving to Greece in a couple months. First Athens, then Corfu. We're landowners, bitches! I am one happy mommy.When you visit me here, make sure you've left your email and/or added yourself to my friends list. I'm in serious address collection mode, to stay in touch with you bitches throughout our impending exciting chaotic move acrost the world.
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My Interests

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)

I'd like to meet:

My MIL in a dark alley.

Music:

Boybands (NSync, BSB, Poison, Motley Crue, GNR, NKOTB, LFO, 98, Skid Row, et al)and Britney. I loves me some boybands. And oh how I love JT.

Movies:

Valley Girl, L.A. Story, Sixteen Candles, Clueless, Fast Times, Joe vs. the Volcano, Old School, Less than Zero, Modern Girls, Lost Angels, Lolita, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Television:

Handy Manny, TLC's Baby Block, Intervention, The Soup

Books:

2 types: books about baby's first year (the Sears family books) and books that talk about international moves with your baby. Okay, the one book.

Heroes:

Our family: Team Morpurgo, Team VanAck, Team O'D, Coxes, Uncle Nikos, and of course, GrandmaV. Joel McHale's up there, too.

My Blog

Hola, Bitches! Xronia Polla!

So we're all Greeky an' things, yo. It's good here...not great...yet. Great is for The Mighty 'Fu. Corfu is very very awesome. We went and saw our house...it's amazing, we have lots and lots of room f...
Posted by Mrs. Provatas on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:42:00 PST

Saying Goodbye

Since we're leaving for Greece in September, and my Dad is directing his show in Vancouver until October...I'm saying goodbye to my Daddy on Memorial Day. OMG!!! Dad! It's starting to really be real. ...
Posted by Mrs. Provatas on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:13:00 PST

Twice-yearly updates is what you'll get. And you'll like it.

This is the first time I've checked myspace in forever, Violet pictures lead me wherever I need to go in life!  It also took me a week to guess my old email address and password.  Since my l...
Posted by Mrs. Provatas on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 05:55:00 PST

Parakalo, Biatches!

Remember my "Dear Paris" letter?  She appears to be following my advice: (Don't remember it?  Read it here: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&f riendID...
Posted by Mrs. Provatas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Feverish Brain Infection? I'd Love One!!

I'm down for a couple days...Thursday's root canal has turned into Tuesday's hideous painful infection.  Hopefully, I'll be back among the living in a day or 2. Until then, entertain yoursel...
Posted by Mrs. Provatas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Morning Cruise

In the first of a four-part series about Scientologys sudden, Cruise-assisted visibility, Salon.com wonders (noteyou may have to watch an ad to read the story) if the actors recent talk-show antics...
Posted by Mrs. Provatas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Call the Whore..."theoddwife" back tomorrow!

SO exciting: returning tomorrow!  I wish I'd pasted the message about The Whore.  It basically said "...It's been a year since I found the letters from my husband to the Whore..."  I do...
Posted by Mrs. Provatas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Talk Out Against Drugs and Psychiatric Abuses of Electric Shocking People

Michelle @ you can'tmakeitup: Cruise UnControllable CRUISE 'WAR OF WORLDS' INTERVIEW TURNS INTO PSYCHIATRY SHOWDOWN ON NBC's 'TODAY SHOW' Host Matt Lauer was lectured by star Tom Cruise on the d...
Posted by Mrs. Provatas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Religious Gadget Friday

from Gizmodo: The E-Meter.  They look like lie detectors.  Don't you lie to me, Focker! http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/medical/index.php#rel igious-gadget-thursday-the-emeter-109772 ...
Posted by Mrs. Provatas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vivid dreams of passion...and all the while I think of you

Oooh-wee, what a day.  In this week's root canal, we discover Shannon's latest fucked-up tooth has not the usual three roots...but four! So her root canal is incredibly painful and...
Posted by Mrs. Provatas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST