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Name: r.u.s.s bitches
Birthdate: the first of march nineteen eightysix
Birthplace: hell-ena
Current Location: the zoo, where i belong
Eye Color: blau
Hair Color: puce
Height: 5'10 like a girl
Weight: 135, its all muscle. i swear.
Piercings: prince albert
Tatoos: a dragon on my buttcrack
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: i keep her in my closet, if you know what i mean
Overused Phraze: dickbag
FAVORITES
Food: mongolian
Candy: dog biscuts
Number: 794357259807318920451298057390
Color: puce
Animal: wombatwombat wommmbat
Drink: glacier beer
Alcohol Drink: kokanee
Bagel: bagel?
Letter: that would be a q
Body Part on Opposite sex: chocolate starfish
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke, duh. mmmmmcoke.....
McDonalds or BurgerKing:&..39; neither, taco bell, if you know what i mean
Strawberry or Watermelon: cantelope
Hot tea or Ice tea: coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla oreo?
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: tea
Kiss or Hug: raspberry
Dog or Cat: bird
Rap or Punk: country
Summer or Winter: fall
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: romantic comedies
Love or Money: magic, yes lee, magic
YOUR...
Bedtime: 7:59
Most Missed Memory: being the drum nazi
Best phyiscal feature: fern gully
First Thought Waking Up: my butt sure does hurt
Goal for this year: to find out why my butt hurts in the morning
Best Friends: im pretty tight with paris hilton BEST FRIENDS FOREVER BITCH!
Weakness: paris hilton
Fears: that paris will find a new bestfriend
Heritage: cantoneese
Longest relationship: bout long enough for me to come
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: i like water
Ever Smoked: my butt smokes
Pot: toilet?
Ever been Drunk: ima alchie
Ever been beaten up: i dont wanna talk about it
Ever beaten someone up: matt
Ever Shoplifted: religiously
Ever Skinny Dipped: im always naked
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: no
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: puce
Favorite Hair Color: muave
Short or Long: bald
Height: 4'5
Style: hobbit
Looks or Personality: butt
Hot or Cute mute
Drugs and Alcohol: yes please
Muscular or Really Skinny: beefy
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 7508951289574321052378951-57490318571093209872453
What country do you want to Visit: iceland or afghanistan. figure ill meet my future wife
How do you want to Die: having sex
Been to the Mall Lately: duh, its like my life
Do you like Thunderstorms: no, they make me cry
Get along with your Parents: who?
Health Freak: GRANOLA
Do you think your Attractive: fuck yeah
Believe in Yourself: who?
Want to go to College: ill think about it
Do you Smoke: out of my butt
Do you Drink: do i not?
Shower Daily: meh, if i remember
Been in Love: i love gertrude, when shes inflated...
Do you Sing: im like stevie wonder baybe
Want to get Married: no
Do you want Children: no, little fuckers
Have your future kids names planned out: rage and ragette
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: dude i was like 5
Hate anyone: you
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