TALK TO ME:
MSN: [email protected]
AOL: Tubby Parcel
Seriously, folks, if I'm online, I'll talk to pretty much anyone. And I get REALLY bored. So do it, you know it'll be fun. Alright, now on to the personal bio:
There comes a time in every young man's life when he must grow up, become an adult, and begin to think about other's feelings. Luckily, I'm not at that point.
Hello, I'm Brandon Kieser, or as most of you know me, The Tubby Parcel. Over the years, I've amassed, quite accidentally, a small following of youngsters whom I've never met outside the realm of the internet. To you, I say only this: Mail me some fan mail or something. I like to read. Sort of.
Some of you, precious few really, actually know me in real life, or as I like to call it, "my world," and have either adjusted to my depraved sense of humor or have chosen to ignore it. Good for you. Not so good when I show up at your house at three in the morning to catch you 'unawares'.
So friends, family, and young preteen girls who dream of me showering, let us all rejoice in the horribly recorded songs of The Tubby Parcel, for he is good, not only in bed, but just an all around good guy. For the most part.
Oh yeah... and I pretty much rock.
