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paultoes.

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About Me

so i go barefoot and/or tiptoe. i enjoy beating around bushes, madlibbing. i'm into extraordinary machines and beer. i've got these freckles and sideburns that curl up like smiles. i'm really into procrastination and masturbation, shining time station and the good vibration. "i really like your cologne, what is that.. vodka?" is what my friends say to me. i'm into being poor, out of necessity. and habit. the color blue speaks to me. pablo neruda makes me swoon. my derring-do allows me to dance the rigadoon around you.. i got a super cute three piece suit. one piece for your body, one piece for your smile, one more little piece if you stay a while. one day, i'll have a baby and name it oberon. bobscraps, like deena. i've been a twelve-year-old hispanic boy, and a blond girl. and a table. rave reviews, all around. sometimes, i throw nickles in the oven, and it's music. remind me to tell you about the time i looked into the heart of an artichoke.and now TODAY'S FEATURE PRESENTATION -

My Interests

i dabble in things. i don't play euchre, to the chagrin of my friends. but if i could fondle something, it would be NPR. i enjoy having low self-esteem and wearing shoes that come apart. recently, it became apparent that i was dying so i like ignoring that. cuisine is something i am all about, digestion is not.

I'd like to meet:

james dean, but he died. janeane garofalo. or on a more local level, some funny and open-minded folk. oh, and jeff buckley... but he died too. maybe paula poundstone? chuck palahniuk? brando, circa 1952. or... my own personal jesus.

Music:

jeff buckley, beck, the smiths, the shins, TV on the radio, fiona apple, patty griffin, outkast, gomez, radiohead, bjork, tori amos, cibo matto. the pixies. ani difranco. p-to-the-j harvey. queens of the stone age. belle and sebastian. arcade fire. sigur ros. joan osborne. iron and wine. rufus wainwright. funkadelic. brother Dan. cat power. the free design. love. joni mitchell. jane monheit. tricky. beth orton. beth hart. beth gibbons. fugees. portishead. pink floyd. kate bush. julie mulady. barbarossa. the holy gun. matt besey. caitlin berry. noel howland. blind melon. parliament. honesty. blackalicious. alison krauss. cowboy bebop.

Movies:

kill bills. trois couleurs. heavenly creatures. eternal sunshine. modern times. adaptation. who's afraid of virginia woolf? blood simple. brazil. lost in translation. kentucky fried movie. fargo. all about eve. sweet charity. annie hall. amadeus. koyaanisqatsi. and porn. east of eden. stagedoor. philadelphia story. bringing up baby. paper moon. waking life. kung fu hustle. house of flying daggers. bullets over broadway. pulp fiction. jackie brown. fisher king. big lebowski. magnolia. hard eight. manhattan. hannah and her sisters. the great dictator. modern times. citizen kane. cold mountain. talented mr ripley. meet me in st louis. the company. dazed and confused. slacker. mulholland drive. velvet goldmine. secrets and lies. dancer in the dark. dangerous lliasons. all that jazz. ordinary people. taxi driver. breaking away. julia. a clockwork orange. faster, pussycat! kill! kill!, oldboy. elephant. my own private idaho. to die for. la dolce vita. repulsion. a prarie home companion. live at paradiso, ummm....

Television:

six feet under. my so called life. south park. family guy. the simpsons. the daily show. america's next top model. designing women. ::sigh:: angels in america. mst3k. (robot role-call) strangers with candy. top chef. roseanne.

Books:

beloved, naked, stiffed, backlash, outrageous acts and everyday rebellions. twenty love poems and a song of despair. my wicked, wicked ways. girl, interrupted. the bluest eye. nikki giovanni. handmaid's tale. the bean trees. house on mango street. the belljar. without feathers. everything you know is wrong. possessing the secret of joy. the beauty myth. reviving ophelia. haunted. the 50 worst films of all time. haunted.

Heroes:

pablo neruda. james dean. jeff buckley. donatello (the turtle).

My Blog

brand new feature presentation.

check it out.not my anus. my new movie. a classic."life is good."
Posted by paultoes. on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 11:58:00 PST

WARNING: britney related.

fucking computers. i had a whole essay/disclaimer typed out and ready, and then my computer decided to shit all over my dreams. no. it just decided to fuck me over. go figure. so let me paraphrase wha...
Posted by paultoes. on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 04:01:00 PST

one thirty seven

there are things long overdue. my library books for example.and the dues will be costly to rectify that. but this is free. and i am poor. and i will sit curb-side with my 40 of PBR and drink to the be...
Posted by paultoes. on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:48:00 PST

mexican breakfast.

today's featured presentation is actually a double feature. absolute yums.my partner in crime, emily, has offered her page to help me showcase two takes on one classic. emily welcomes you, with relish...
Posted by paultoes. on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 12:23:00 PST

you and me.

today's featured presentation is a film that shows what should happen tonight. because, come morning time, it will all seem a dream.
Posted by paultoes. on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 06:05:00 PST

oh happy day

today's featured film presentation is dedicated entirely to my dear friend, todd. but why, you ask? well, it's the bitch's birthday. and it's also friday the thirteenth. so i am honoring his birth wit...
Posted by paultoes. on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:05:00 PST

finger lickin' good

my new featured film is a clip from the iconic "shark attack 3," a hallmark of modern cinema. i am sure many of you have already seen this before, but it is certainly worth watching again. see the bri...
Posted by paultoes. on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 04:55:00 PST

eye of the tiger

alright. the new film in my festival is an amalgamation of a national geographic special and porn. and being on drugs. nice. i had sex like this once, and it wasn't too shabby. enjoy!...
Posted by paultoes. on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:59:00 PST

pork chop sandwiches

my new featured film in the festival is a symphony of memories. oh, the good old days. this one is certainly dedicated to my brother, stupid dan.so watch it. because i said so. don't dick me around.en...
Posted by paultoes. on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:43:00 PST

gauloise?

and today's featured selection in my film festival tips its hat to blaxploitation and lung cancer; a winning combination, to be sure.it's rough, it's rowdy, it's pimp-tastic, and yet ever so sexy.enjo...
Posted by paultoes. on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:09:00 PST