Red Lobster Has SEVERE outbreak of food poisoning |
Ok...so it's a lie...but they can eat me.
I got fired for the first time in my life this month, and it was from the good people of red lobster in bay city. I'm tired of recounting the story to everyon...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:22:00 PST |
The terror alert has been raised....again.... |
So it's been a while since I've blogged...and who knows if anyone really reads this anyways...but I guess I just like to pretend that I am Doogie Howser at the end of every episode when he would write...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:23:00 PST |
The Obituary of Common Sense |
Remarkable Obituary"Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense, Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were l...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:35:00 PST |
Untitled |
Laying in the dark with my stomach full of sleeping pills, staring at the celing - I begin to think to myself...
Fuck - I'm high...I forgot what I was thinking...
This wasn't a suicide attempt or anyt...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 20 May 2006 02:20:00 PST |
White Noise |
I want to be a psychiatrist. Just have people come and lie on my couch and pay me to listen to their problems. Actually - I wont have a couch, thats how it always is in the movies. The patient is lyin...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 20 May 2006 01:55:00 PST |
Affirmation |
I am strong
I am independent
Im an inspiration to those who love me,
I draw from the positive energy of others.
Im an optimist,
I can endure
I will be the last man standing
I fight for what I believe ...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 20 May 2006 02:28:00 PST |
A hell of a week |
My procrastination is finally caught up with me this week and I was a bit overwhelmed to say the least. The semester is coming to a close and the research papers, power point presentations, and ANYTHI...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:25:00 PST |
Ever had gein green? |
Cancer
June 21 - July 21Today, dear Cancer, is a day to separate the wheat from the chaff. Or, in other words, to take a good long look at your relationships and decide who is a true friend and w...
Posted by Brian on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 05:35:00 PST |
If heat rises...maybe heaven's a lot hotter than hell... |
So last night, I went to go see Steve Wright at the Temple in Saginaw with Scotty...and it was great. The whole show was so skitzophrenic, it was just one liners one right after another, and at one po...
Posted by Brian on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 11:45:00 PST |
Here I am... |
So I have finally joined the masses and have started my own blog...I have had quite a bit of change in my life over the past year...so just to catch everyone up to speed - I left Chicago :( and moved ...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 03:12:00 PST |
