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JessiMonster

You Bit Off More Than You Could Chew The First Day You Met Me

About Me

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♣Jessi♣
♥music lover♥

I was tired of trying to describe myself, so I'll let my friends do it for me. More will come as my friends feel necessary.
Drew Says:
"Hi, my name is Jessi Wise. I like to eat infants and play WoW. My best friend is Drew because he's cool and he likes to eat mexican food. Don't fuck with the best or you die like the rest!"
Tammy Says:
"Thats easy~ Your alot more nice than you think you are~ You are 75% concervitave!!!!!! You took the test!!!!!! And you have the best friend a person could ask for.....ME!!!!!! Luv ya"
Nick Says:
"YOUR MY AW3SOME LITTLE BIG S1STER AND YOUR M3741 AS FUCK!!"
Josh Says:
"goofy, nerd, fun all those come to mind"
Joek Says:
"Always. Fucking. Funny."
Kirk Says:
"likes chocolate syrup."
I don't deal with drama.
Questions/Comments: aim=guns4girls
Quotes
to live by

"The Music Business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There¹s also a negative side."
-Hunter S. Thompson
"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."
-Martin Luther King Jr., Strength to Love, 1963
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."
-Martin Luther King Jr.
"The things you're most afraid of have already happened."
-Deepak Chopra
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
-Brendan Gill
"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything"
"Nothing scars you deeper than the things you haven't done"
-Cory Branan
; ;"

My Interests

My StumbleUpon Page

things that make me happy:

+Music
+Video Games
+Fishing
+Music
+My Family and Friends
+Shows
+Alcohol
+Mint Chocolate Ice Cream
+Music
+Destruction
+Pictures
+Having A Good Time With Good People!
+The Jam Box
+Travis Barker

I'd like to meet:

I'm here for people i know, if i don't know you do me a favor and leave me alone...

Music:

too many to name...
just know i LIVE music... eat it breath it live it love it... i've always got a tune in my head, a beat in my heart, and i'm constantly looking for more to explore.

Movies:

pulp fiction, quills, super bad, hot fuzz, talladega nights, anchorman, mr. and mrs. smith, dogma, lord of war, face off, clerks, clerks 2, chasing amy, mallrats, snakes on a plane, x-men (all of them), spiderman, donnie darko, fight club, american history x, slc punk, scarface, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, rose red, ginger snaps 1 and 2, shawn of the dead, pirates of the carribean, love acctually, secret window, what's eating gilbert grape, meet the parents, the wedding singer, billy maddison, the butterfly effect, big daddy, shrek 1 and 2, all the disney movies, the increcibles, 3000 miles from graceland, oceans 11 & 12, almost famous, girl interupted, tomb raider, gone in 60 seconds, happy gilmore, 50 first dates, forrest gump, major payne, and of course more....

Television:

ADULT SWIM ROTS MY BRAIN!!!!! family guy, simpsons, futurama, ATHF!, venture bros, robot chicken, harvey birdman, metalocalypse, that 70's show, FMA, american dad, mythbusters, how it's made, discovery/science channel in general

Books:

Currently Reading:
invisible monster- Chuck Palahniuk
lullaby- same

Heroes:



My Blog

sunk my heart at the bottom of the bay

gunna wash up on those black rocks one dayso i was thinking the other day... once i get my car and my apartment, things won’t be so bad around here... maybe with this new found confidence in the...
Posted by JessiMonster on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:25:00 PST

you're dumb

how's that for talking down? you're being a bitch, get over yourself   the whole me being a pregnant coke whore who uses people... COME ON!!! you watch entirely too many soap opreas... who ever y...
Posted by JessiMonster on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:10:00 PST

put up or shut up i'm not wasting time again

yay for yet another insomniatic (is that even a word) babbling fit...i met a guy, who's knocked my socks off... it's kindda refreshing... i miss that feeling... we can sit around and actually have an ...
Posted by JessiMonster on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:11:00 PST

yea well

today would've been timmy's birthday, i'm doing my best to keep my mind off of it....    
Posted by JessiMonster on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:43:00 PST

you know you've made an impression

if people still take time out of their day to hate you....   lovely..  
Posted by JessiMonster on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:13:00 PST

bleh

welp, i'm baaaaack if you didn't notice...   i know everyone missed me... haha... i'm going through a million thoughts everynight, some reoccuring... things i want to fix... things that can't be ...
Posted by JessiMonster on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:36:00 PST

FUCK!!!!!

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.....shit.jessi
Posted by JessiMonster on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:02:00 PST

we need to have a talk about what you just did

FUCK 7-FUCKING-11!!!!i'm so fucking tired of that place and all it's fucking bullshit...so i went into work today... and for the past week i've done nothing but bitch work... i haven't actually really...
Posted by JessiMonster on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:15:00 PST

billions of dollars are spent every year to make you feel worthless...

this is the end....i'm on a babbling fit...the average view of punk music is loud, crazy, and meaningles...but oh are you ever wrong....anyone who dares call it a stereotype of that needs to listen to...
Posted by JessiMonster on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:42:00 PST

amusing surveys

What Makes You.. by SheBangs12Your name?Your gender?MaleFemaleOtherWhat makes you sexy?Your eyesWhat makes you pretty?Your hairWhat makes you loveable?How fun you areWhat makes you fun?Your sense of h...
Posted by JessiMonster on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:58:00 PST