the shitthieves

The Shitthieves are what has been called an Acoustic Reincarnation of Christ. We've been up and down and all around, but you know we always end up back in good ol' mothafuckin DUVAL. Adam (A.K.A Six Pac)'s the new man on the scene, but just give him a chance and he'll wet your mother fuckin pants. You might think we're a bit disturbed, (we are) but we just say what the fuck you're thinking so stop your PC bullshit and laugh already, just take a fucking joke. We're movin forward at a rapid pace and shootin loads in yo mama's face, so cum check us out when we're in your town. We've been banned from quite a few places in good ol' DUVAL, but it'll always be our home...you won't catch us in a big beverly hills house with fred faggot (could it get any worse) durst talkin about "keepin it real". So drink a fuckin bottle of whiskey, do a big fat rail of columbia's finest gold, smoke some reefer (Six *Pac can provide), punch somebody and say, "Hey what the fuck do you expect? i like the fuckin shitthieves, bitch...". Big thanks to Whole Wheat Bread, Murphys Law, and all our other friends in bands that got some faith in two assholes and an acoustic guitar, and especially the fans that laugh, and the haters that make us keep going strong. SHAKE N BAKE!!!