My name is Dave Glenn. I am an American writer that takes pleasure in observing the verbal and facial reactions of all women who see, hear, taste, touch, or smell something new or dangerous. A single male who sucks at relationships. A high school math teacher whose students don’t know the “real Mr. Glenn.†A believer in one-night-stands and “the numbers game.†A winner, but not a leader. Sneaky like a tiger, and fierce like a cat. Conspicuous, yet mysterious. A hunter of "the opportunity." Embracing the unknown, but fearing the known. I have stories to tell.
But before you read my blog, it is important that you understand the following:
-My stories are all true. Fiction is for the movies.
-I’m not putting a picture up. Even though my principal is cool and would probably find this page entertaining, I can’t take that risk.
-I am not a “pickup artist.†Pickup artists plan shit out and have strategic lines that someone else thought of. My lines are weird, creepy, and bizarre. They are not clinically proven by anyone. They are not normal. They are not pre-meditated. They just come naturally to me. I do not recommend them.
My writing is not meant to offend anyone. And the whole "a gentleman never kisses and tells" thing is bullshit. Whoever made that up ought to flush themself down the toilet. Abe Lincoln once defined a gentleman as "a man who does not inflict pain in others." If I have offended anyone, please contact me and explain. I will do what I can to accomodate you. But unless you believe you are the actual chick in one of the stories, I probably won't listen.
The point of my writing is to expose the truths and humor of the sex life of the single male, which unfortunately goes untold too often.
These are my stories…
